Page 1
Page 1
Started By
Message

It’s Ascension Day you Heathens

Posted on 5/9/24 at 3:22 am
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38592 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 3:22 am
The Feast of the Ascension of Jesus Christ (also called the Solemnity of the Ascension of Jesus Christ, Ascension Day, Ascension Thursday, or sometimes Holy Thursday commemorates the Christian belief of the bodily Ascension of Jesus into Heaven. It is one of the ecumenical (shared by multiple denominations) feasts of Christian churches, ranking with the feasts of the Passion and Pentecost. Following the account of Acts 1:3 that the risen Jesus appeared for 40 days prior to his Ascension, Ascension Day is traditionally celebrated on a Thursday, the fortieth day of Easter, although some Christian denominations have moved the observance to the following Sunday, sometimes called Ascension Sunday. The day of observance varies by ecclesiastical province in many Christian denominations, as with Methodists and Catholics, for example.

Posted by Usual Suspect
Living rent free
Member since Jun 2013
2269 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 3:24 am to
Ok but that still doesn't change the fact that there are 49million kangaroos in Australia and 3.5million people in Uruguay which means if the kangaroos were to invade Uruguay, each person will have to fight 14 kangaroos.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38592 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 4:05 am to
Only if the drapes match the carpet.
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
Undisclosed Secure Location
Member since Feb 2008
18722 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 4:47 am to
9 years ago, praying the Office of Readings, chanting in Latin, standing outside the entrance to the tomb of Jesus in the Church of the Holy Sepulcher will probably always be the, or one of the, highlights of my Christian life.

We had been locked in The Holy Sepulcher overnight in prayer and when the realization hit me that it was the Solemnity of the Ascension I wept.


Powerful moment.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71358 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 6:08 am to
Should be a Holy Day of Obligation but they just a-waived it.
Posted by bayoubengals88
LA
Member since Sep 2007
18995 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 6:40 am to
There’s no thing that Jesus hasn’t experienced for us.

Condescending into the womb and human flesh, descending into hell and death itself, and ascending to his rightful place so that we can too.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41704 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 7:14 am to
quote:

It’s Ascension Day

HA! Take that, Livingston!!
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
15807 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 7:18 am to
I am looking forward to His return.
Posted by SneezyBeltranIsHere
Member since Jul 2021
2493 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 7:22 am to
Posted by sta4ever
The Pit
Member since Aug 2014
15288 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 7:25 am to
AP baby!!
Posted by h0bnail
Member since Sep 2009
7438 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 7:49 am to
That baw angel is like "Catch you on the flip, J".
This post was edited on 5/9/24 at 7:51 am
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
4393 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 8:43 am to
You can make literally anything sound stupid, but it's clear you don't understand what Christianity is even about with stuff like this.
Posted by ValhallaAwaits
Member since Aug 2021
346 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 12:09 pm to
Facts Matter

You post about Ascension Day and then reply with a sexual innuendo?!? Okay dude, nice representation…and this is not the day historically celebrated by the Christian Church as the Feast of Ascension…just a little 1500 plus years of difference.

This post was edited on 5/9/24 at 12:17 pm
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 1Next pagelast page
refresh

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram