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re: The Shoebill Stork Is Practically A Living Dinosaur

Posted on 5/9/24 at 6:51 am to
Posted by beerJeep
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Posted on 5/9/24 at 6:51 am to
Dude just railed an 8 ball of bambam
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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Posted on 5/9/24 at 7:01 am to
Looks like one of my highly regrettable hook ups in college
Posted by Meauxjeaux
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Posted on 5/9/24 at 7:25 am to


Posted by white perch
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Posted on 5/9/24 at 7:40 am to
quote:

They were just big stupid lizards that couldn’t hack it.


Dinosaurs are not lizards (reptiles)
Posted by Bert Macklin FBI
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Posted on 5/9/24 at 8:51 am to
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Here's a picture of an Albatross w/ his or her serious face on



Bad arse bird. Can go WEEKS without landing. Imagine if your average seagull were 25 pounds and had a 10 foot wingspan.

I see your Albatross and raise you a Cassowary:

Posted by Jobu93
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Posted on 5/9/24 at 9:06 am to
I think it's the Cassowary that will really frick you up. They have that giant claw and they like to use it as an evisceration tool.

Shoebills are kind of scary looking but they won't mess with you, and if you bow to them they will bow back.
Posted by Bert Macklin FBI
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Posted on 5/9/24 at 9:08 am to
The show bill stork is Wreck it Ralph. Looks like a villain but is mostly a good guy.

The Cassowary is the Joker. Psycho murder bird.
Posted by Tempratt
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Posted on 5/9/24 at 9:12 am to
They're cool.

Imagine what it would do to your hand.
Posted by Glorious
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Posted on 5/9/24 at 9:24 am to
All birds are living dinosaurs

Another one that looks like the spawn of satan is the Harpy

This post was edited on 5/9/24 at 9:33 am
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
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Posted on 5/9/24 at 9:27 am to
You’ll never look at a turkey the same way again.
Posted by blacroix
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Posted on 5/9/24 at 10:17 am to
quote:

They were just big stupid lizards that couldn’t hack it.


They could hack it for approximately 186 million years. I'd say that is a pretty long run.
Posted by Glorious
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Posted on 5/9/24 at 10:32 am to
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They were just big stupid lizards that couldn’t hack it.

They had an incredible run but now their flagship members are birds. Basically Nebraska football
This post was edited on 5/9/24 at 11:04 am
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
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Posted on 5/9/24 at 10:57 am to
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I see your Albatross and raise you a Cassowary:



They'll kill a motherfricker that crosses them. Crazy arse bird.
Posted by ArmydawgMD
Member since Sep 2020
460 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 11:16 am to
Birds are more closely related to dinosaurs than alligators/crocs

Alligators/crocs are separate from dinos, however they have changed very little over their timeframe
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