re: i really want to know the history between this woman and this chicken

You aren’t country unless you have been chased by a rooster. With that being said “frick a rooster”. One weekend I was home from college and was walking around our barn to go feed our animals. My dad had this mean arse rooster that would hide whenever he saw you coming and then attack you. Well I knew what to expect so I was carrying a stick. He lunged at me and I swung and caught him right in the head and killed him stone dead. I just turned around and went back in the house and starting boiling water in a pot to clean the rooster. My dad asked why I was boiling water and I told him I killed his rooster. He never batted an eye. Just went back to reading his paper. Lol.