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Posted on 5/8/24 at 11:39 pm to FoTownBam
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If you think that’s animal cruelty, then you’ve never been spurred by one of those devils
Yeah, those big Rhode Island Red roosters are some of the worst I’ve ever encountered. Freaking 3” spurs will frick you up.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 11:55 pm to blight
Chicken knew the risks
Posted on 5/9/24 at 12:02 am to Hondo Blacksheep
Barnyard pimp
She beat that cock like it owed her money.
She beat that cock like it owed her money.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 12:19 am to blight
No lie, I just wrapped up watching Moana with the SO and told her there was a secret deleted scene with Moana and the chicken. She did not appreciate this. 
This post was edited on 5/9/24 at 12:20 am
Posted on 5/9/24 at 12:25 am to TigerFanatic99
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You've obviously never been in a back alley fight with a chicken.
Saw a rooster in the streets of Guilin that I can only guess suffered from gigantism because its head literally went up to my waist. Never seen a rooster like that again and it intimidated me, and I have to guess it intimidated the Chinese community since it was alive and no one had tried to eat it.
EDIT: I’m guessing it was a Langshen chicken which apparently grow up to being 30 inches tall, which is about right. Never seen another like it and definitely didn’t want to frick with it: Wikipedia
This post was edited on 5/9/24 at 12:39 am
Posted on 5/9/24 at 12:27 am to blight
What a count. If I was the chicken. I would want to fck her up too.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 12:54 am to blight
Chickens are stupid and disgusting frick em.
Chick might be cute
Chick might be cute
Posted on 5/9/24 at 4:48 am to Ponchy Tiger
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At their best a Rooster is a sketchy unstable bastard that will snap and go off at any time.
A pit bull with a beak.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 4:49 am to blight
Roosters can be assholes.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 6:10 am to blight
Little bastard done FAFO.
Will be nuggets by the end of the day
Will be nuggets by the end of the day
Posted on 5/9/24 at 6:34 am to Booyow
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I like the way she handled that cock
The thing that amazes me from this site is how often the first post is the best post.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 6:36 am to blight
Posted on 5/9/24 at 6:56 am to LegendInMyMind
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have a distant cousin on the trashy side of the family who once trapped a turkey in a 55 gallon drum and beat it to death with a stick. She was 9.
Legit spit out coffee. Holy smokes that’s funny.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 6:57 am to StringedInstruments
Yikes. No need to go that far for a chicken. It’s not like her life was in danger.
I used to agree. We had a butthole bantam rooster that I let live because it was really cool when it was young. Once it hit puberty it was an arse but it was too small to really hurt us. It would come at my shins and I would just punt it. I figured it would die or stop coming at me. One day last year I was kneeling around next to my coop and he was able to take a shot at my head. It felt like a sledge hammer hit my head and he left several deep wounds in my scalp and forehead. Psychologically messed me up for the day as well. I damn foot tall chicken messed me up. Don’t underestimate an a-hole rooster, especially a full size one.
I used to agree. We had a butthole bantam rooster that I let live because it was really cool when it was young. Once it hit puberty it was an arse but it was too small to really hurt us. It would come at my shins and I would just punt it. I figured it would die or stop coming at me. One day last year I was kneeling around next to my coop and he was able to take a shot at my head. It felt like a sledge hammer hit my head and he left several deep wounds in my scalp and forehead. Psychologically messed me up for the day as well. I damn foot tall chicken messed me up. Don’t underestimate an a-hole rooster, especially a full size one.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 7:05 am to Hondo Blacksheep
Perhaps the Chicken asked her to make some more tech changes to his internet board and she’d just had enough…. 
Posted on 5/9/24 at 7:06 am to HempHead
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I have felt genuine sadness, appreciation, and respect in all the times I've had to take the life of a mammal - whether I raised or hunted them. I do not give a single frick about wringing a chicken's neck and dressing them immediately.
I feel the same way.
It’s just like catching fish.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 8:36 am to Booyow
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What? That lil muthafricka clucked around and found out
That's what happens when you get a little too cocky
Posted on 5/9/24 at 9:50 am to Corriente Kid
This is funny. Just yesterday I went to my dad's and he said I need a favor. I need you to catch and hold that fricking rooster. I will be right back.
I grabbed a net, caught that mean fricker and my dad showed up with a fricking grinder. He proceeded to cut off the spurs of the fricking rooster with the grinder. He said I am tired of getting spurred by that motherfricker. He showed me a hole in his jeans from the rooster from earlier.
I grabbed a net, caught that mean fricker and my dad showed up with a fricking grinder. He proceeded to cut off the spurs of the fricking rooster with the grinder. He said I am tired of getting spurred by that motherfricker. He showed me a hole in his jeans from the rooster from earlier.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 11:49 am to blight
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