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re: Top roasts of all time

Posted on 5/8/24 at 4:49 pm to
Posted by i am dan
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Posted on 5/8/24 at 4:49 pm to
Best one ever is when Greg Giraldo told Flava Flav he looks like a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape.
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Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 5/8/24 at 7:09 pm to
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Best one ever is when Greg Giraldo told Flava Flav he looks like a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape

That was the second best joke that night IMO. The one I laughed at the most was when he told Flavor Flav he looked like a burnt match.

The Flavor Flav roast has to be up there. I also really
Enjoyed the James Franco one because it was just his friends ragging on him and giving him shite for two hours. And you could tell that most of them brought their own material and the jokes were personal.

I’ve seen a few clips of the old school Dean Martin roasts and some of them were funny. And Don Rickles slayed.
Posted by JinFL
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Posted on 5/9/24 at 12:35 am to
Posted by A12 Oxcart
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Posted on 5/9/24 at 2:09 pm to
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Best one ever is when Greg Giraldo told Flava Flav he looks like a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape.

Isn't that the one where Lampanelli told Jeff Ross, "looking at you reminds me to shave my taint." Gold.
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 5/10/24 at 6:50 pm to
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Best one ever is when Greg Giraldo told Flava Flav he looks like a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape.


Yeah, I would say that was the best roast. Yes he’s a fricking prick now, but Jimmy Kimmel I think was the actual Roaster of the night to the point where Jimmy was banned from the Roasts for years because of it.

“Flavor Flav is so skinny and black that he looks like a “Make a Wish” Kid whose last request was to try on a wetsuit.”

“Flavor Flav is responsible for more homeless black children than Hurricane Katrina.”

“Chris Benoit is a better father than Flavor Flav.”

And that one specifically was the most brutal one given Chris murdered his entire family earlier that week before the Roast.
Posted by Havoc
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Posted on 5/10/24 at 9:04 pm to
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Greg Giraldo

IMHO the best to capture the essence of the roast at least of this generation. He was pretty much perfect the way he’d work the room and bounce from person to person, excellent delivery all that. RIP dammit.
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