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re: Top roasts of all time
Posted on 5/8/24 at 12:07 pm to MikeHoncho47
Posted on 5/8/24 at 12:07 pm to MikeHoncho47
The one that Kathy Griffin hosted and Greg Giraldo opened. I think it was for Joan Rivers.
He said Kathy looked like the rape-baby of Ronald McDonald and Wendy after it had been thrown down a flight of stairs.
Then he called her Tranny Bonaduce, which still is gold.
Then he said she is always sad to look at and gets stitched up ever year, like the AIDS quilt.
I miss Greg Giraldo. Not only was he a savage at these roasts, his jokes were hilarious, original, on-target, and mean. It was almost like he went looking for a fight.
He said Kathy looked like the rape-baby of Ronald McDonald and Wendy after it had been thrown down a flight of stairs.
Then he called her Tranny Bonaduce, which still is gold.
Then he said she is always sad to look at and gets stitched up ever year, like the AIDS quilt.
I miss Greg Giraldo. Not only was he a savage at these roasts, his jokes were hilarious, original, on-target, and mean. It was almost like he went looking for a fight.
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Posted on 5/8/24 at 2:33 pm to SportsGuyNOLA
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I miss Greg Giraldo. Not only was he a savage at these roasts, his jokes were hilarious, original, on-target, and mean. It was almost like he went looking for a fight.
And he was probably the smartest guy in the room. My absolute favorite roaster
Posted on 5/8/24 at 3:33 pm to SportsGuyNOLA
Giraldo is my all time favorite roaster.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 4:34 pm to SportsGuyNOLA
quote:"Your pal George Takei is here. Sorry to pick on you George, I know it couldn't have been easy, being a gay Japanese man in the 50's, I mean it has to be almost impossible to pronounce "gloryhole" with a Japanese accent."
Greg Giraldo
Posted on 5/8/24 at 4:49 pm to SportsGuyNOLA
Best one ever is when Greg Giraldo told Flava Flav he looks like a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape. 
This post was edited on 5/8/24 at 4:49 pm
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