re: What's your most desperate hookup story?

I was living in Chicago and met this random girl out at a bar one day. Nothing happened that night but got her number for a drunk dial at a different time. A few weeks pass and I had just got home from an all day bender, it was 2am or so. Hit her up with the “you awake” text. She was. Had her meet me down the road from my apartment as my roommate was sleeping on the couch. We had a side entrance I was going to bring her in when I got back. When I saw her, she was nothing like I remember when I first met her. I must’ve been hammered when I met her the first time. So we start walking back to my apartment and I get her to the front door, tell her to wait right there while I wake up my roommate and have him move to bed. I went inside and woke up my roommate and told him what was going on. I didn’t want to go back out, that’s how nasty she was.

My roommate decided to go outside and meet her. He ended up taking her into the side entrance and banged her multiple times that early morning and then showered with her later that morning. After she left he told me that she was probably one of the freakiest lays he has ever had, she was a top 5 on his list.

TL;DR I missed my chance to bang a freak cause she was ugly.