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What's your most desperate hookup story?
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:33 am
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:33 am
I once worked for a company in the oil business and was stationed in a very remote area of Alberta. After about 4 months I came across a prison pen pal website. I found a lady that was decent looking and her bio was funny, so I hit her up. We started corresponding with two letters each the first month. The 2nd month was one letter a week and then it turned into phone calls a couple of times a month.
After a while it started turning sexual. Then she told me she gets conjugal visits every 2 months. Next thing I know I'm making the 3 hour trip to Edmonton to smash. I hit it 4 times over the next year. She was getting out of prison about 2 years after my project in Canada was over, and started talking about marriage and starting a life together in Calgary, so I started to distance myself the last 3 months there. She called me a frick boy and said she was going to find me whenever she got out. I haven't heard from her since and I can't find her on social media.
After a while it started turning sexual. Then she told me she gets conjugal visits every 2 months. Next thing I know I'm making the 3 hour trip to Edmonton to smash. I hit it 4 times over the next year. She was getting out of prison about 2 years after my project in Canada was over, and started talking about marriage and starting a life together in Calgary, so I started to distance myself the last 3 months there. She called me a frick boy and said she was going to find me whenever she got out. I haven't heard from her since and I can't find her on social media.
This post was edited on 5/8/24 at 8:44 am
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Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:35 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:35 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
I think you win.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:36 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
That’s pretty bad
Not sure what’s worse that story or someone graduating from lsu and being a Bama fan
Not sure what’s worse that story or someone graduating from lsu and being a Bama fan
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:37 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
I have no desperate hook up stories. I am a chaste man of good taste and refinement. Conjugal visit hookups would be hard to top.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:38 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
What was she in prison for?
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:38 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
appreciate an OP who actually has a story for the thread they start. that said, just jerk off, man, jesus
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:40 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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She called me a frick boy
black chick?
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:41 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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I once worked for a company in the oil business and was stationed in a very remote area of Alberta. After about 4 months I came across a prison pen pal website. I found a lady that was decent looking and her bio was funny, so I hit her up. We started corresponding with two letters each the first month. The 2nd month was one letter a week and then it turned into phone calls a couple of times a month.
After a while it started turning sexual. Then she told me she gets conjugal visits every 2 months. Next thing I know I'm making the 3 hour trip to Edmonton to smash. I hit it 4 times over the next year. She was getting out of prison about 2 years after my project in Canada was over, and started talking about marriage and starting a life together in Calgary, so I started to distance myself my last 3 months there. She called me a frick boy and said she was going to find me whenever she got out. I haven't heard from her since and I can't find her on social media.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:43 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
I feel like you just wanted to tell your story about fricking a Canadian prisoner
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:44 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
If that's true, ah, either way that's a good story.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:45 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
I drove from Sorrento to Marksville to see a really bad movie at the casino with a girl there. Doesn’t matter, had sex.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:46 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
That's a pretty good story akshully.
Who knew conjugal visits in prison were actually a thing. Would imagine you'd have to be married to the inmate to have them. Guess not.
Who knew conjugal visits in prison were actually a thing. Would imagine you'd have to be married to the inmate to have them. Guess not.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:48 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
How does this work? Do you get a room? How private is it?
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:48 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
I’ll be as rated G as I can… older woman from Tinder came to my house, never met her, she didn’t look like her pictures, not hot at all, but I was drunk, so I didn’t care. We got down to business, and let’s just say we “tried something slightly adventurous” that ended in an “accident” she had of “brown” proportions and I had to wash myself off in the bathroom.
Then she went to the bathroom to clean herself off. We didn’t acknowledge what just happened, she just left and we said bye. Didn’t say a word outside of that.
The worst part was when I went back to the bathroom later and found she hadn’t even flushed the toilet after wiping and discarding.
I will never be that “adventurous” again and I don’t care who it’s with.
Then she went to the bathroom to clean herself off. We didn’t acknowledge what just happened, she just left and we said bye. Didn’t say a word outside of that.
The worst part was when I went back to the bathroom later and found she hadn’t even flushed the toilet after wiping and discarding.
I will never be that “adventurous” again and I don’t care who it’s with.
This post was edited on 5/8/24 at 8:49 am
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:51 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
Thats a pretty damn good story OP. I can't beat that.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:55 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
When I was 17-18 or so this older guy I knew dated this chick who we all drooled over, she was blond big boobs and drove a Camaro.
In our eyes she was the best looking girl in town but 4-5 years older than us.
Fast forward about 20 years (and 3 kids/divorce) I ran into her at a bar, I was shite faced, went home with her, smashed it along with going down on her .
I woke up the next morning with a 250 lb disgusting hog, no car to leave in and period blood all over me and the bed. Sorry arse ho let me do all that and she was on her freaking period.
When I finally got to my car she started calling 40-50 times a day, home /work/cell . I ended up cussing her out and blocking her number.
nasty MF'er
In our eyes she was the best looking girl in town but 4-5 years older than us.
Fast forward about 20 years (and 3 kids/divorce) I ran into her at a bar, I was shite faced, went home with her, smashed it along with going down on her .
I woke up the next morning with a 250 lb disgusting hog, no car to leave in and period blood all over me and the bed. Sorry arse ho let me do all that and she was on her freaking period.
When I finally got to my car she started calling 40-50 times a day, home /work/cell . I ended up cussing her out and blocking her number.
nasty MF'er
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:55 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
Yeah, I don't think anyone is topping that.
Most I've ever done was drive 5 hours to the beach during spring break and woke up the next morning with nowhere to stay and drove 5 hrs back. But I'm sure I'm not the only one that's done that. There aren't gonna be many who had conjugal visits with a Canadian killer.
Most I've ever done was drive 5 hours to the beach during spring break and woke up the next morning with nowhere to stay and drove 5 hrs back. But I'm sure I'm not the only one that's done that. There aren't gonna be many who had conjugal visits with a Canadian killer.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:59 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
I never really had any desperate stories. Not saying I was this giant Chad or anything but I guess I didn’t have that dog in me that needed to always find it regardless of the effort 
This was also in the 90s/2000s so I wasn’t blessed with smartphones and tinder. I often wonder how easy it must be for dudes now.
This was also in the 90s/2000s so I wasn’t blessed with smartphones and tinder. I often wonder how easy it must be for dudes now.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 9:04 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
Is it weird that I'm jealous of this story? What a good one to have in the arsenal, am I right?!?
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