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re: What's your most desperate hookup story?
Posted on 5/8/24 at 9:19 am to white perch
Posted on 5/8/24 at 9:19 am to white perch
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wonder if she had other prison women lined up after she was done with you just so they could taste a man.
Hot
Gross 
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Posted on 5/8/24 at 9:27 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
I hooked up with a cop’s daughter the night after her dad pulled me over for speeding, driving without my lights on, passing in a no passing zone, racing on a highway, and disorderly conduct with a motor vehicle.
Kind of hard to put a rating on her besides just saying that “she wasn’t unattractive.” She had been pursuing me like crazy for a few months only to be rebuffed. Kinda knew that I’d be pleading not guilty at my initial appearance to kick that stuff to trial to see if the DA would cut a deal and drop some of those charges. So in order to complicate things a bit and maybe get the cop to put in a good word I start hooking up with the daughter to make her happy.
She was freaky, it was fun, but she was in a world of her own when it comes to being clingy. Daddy came through in a big way and lobbied the DA to “give me a chance” so everything was dropped except the disorderly conduct charge and the agreement was made that it would be expunged off of my record if I kept my nose clean for six months. Saved a ton a of money and headaches with the other traffic crap but had to endure a few months of the cop’s psychotic daughter.
Kind of hard to put a rating on her besides just saying that “she wasn’t unattractive.” She had been pursuing me like crazy for a few months only to be rebuffed. Kinda knew that I’d be pleading not guilty at my initial appearance to kick that stuff to trial to see if the DA would cut a deal and drop some of those charges. So in order to complicate things a bit and maybe get the cop to put in a good word I start hooking up with the daughter to make her happy.
She was freaky, it was fun, but she was in a world of her own when it comes to being clingy. Daddy came through in a big way and lobbied the DA to “give me a chance” so everything was dropped except the disorderly conduct charge and the agreement was made that it would be expunged off of my record if I kept my nose clean for six months. Saved a ton a of money and headaches with the other traffic crap but had to endure a few months of the cop’s psychotic daughter.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 9:32 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
Her pics online looked okay. Even video chatted and she didn't look awful. That night I learned the power of the Fat Girl Angle Shot. (FGAS)
But when she got out that jeep, it raised 8 inches.
This was me
Still smashed the shite out of her.
Eager Beats Pretty
But when she got out that jeep, it raised 8 inches.
This was me
Still smashed the shite out of her.
Eager Beats Pretty
This post was edited on 5/8/24 at 9:43 am
Posted on 5/8/24 at 9:39 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
Hard to get into details without possibly outing myself IRL. Was injured from a car accident and was pretty banged up. Injuries that would have made it hard to hook up. But was healed up enough to go out to the bar with friends. A friend of a friend of a friend was in town and she looked straight out of the trailer park. But took a liking to me. I figured it wasn't going to happen with any other girl in this condition, so lean into it.
Ended up at my place where she smoked a cigarette that she rolled herself
. That did not stop things from progressing. Found out it was that time o' the month and ended up getting the worst level of hookup available. And woke up to find out she wet the bed and I had to buy a new mattress. A regrettable experience.
Ended up at my place where she smoked a cigarette that she rolled herself
. That did not stop things from progressing. Found out it was that time o' the month and ended up getting the worst level of hookup available. And woke up to find out she wet the bed and I had to buy a new mattress. A regrettable experience.Posted on 5/8/24 at 9:40 am to IAmNERD
OP, you win this, hands down.
Right there with ya brother but at 7 hours.
LC to PCB.
Me and my roommate were dating 2 girls that were friends. We decided Friday after work, left 2 am Saturday morning. Cruised the strip for a while, met the girls on the beach, checked out the bikini contest at La Vela, hit Harpoon Harry's, Spinnaker, La Vela that night. Back home early Sunday. Good times! Man I miss being carefree with no responsibilities.
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drive 5 hours to the beach during spring break and woke up the next morning with nowhere to stay and drove 5 hrs back. But I'm sure I'm not the only one that's done that.
Right there with ya brother but at 7 hours.
LC to PCB. Me and my roommate were dating 2 girls that were friends. We decided Friday after work, left 2 am Saturday morning. Cruised the strip for a while, met the girls on the beach, checked out the bikini contest at La Vela, hit Harpoon Harry's, Spinnaker, La Vela that night. Back home early Sunday. Good times! Man I miss being carefree with no responsibilities.
This post was edited on 5/8/24 at 9:42 am
Posted on 5/8/24 at 9:42 am to Jon A thon
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Found out it was that time o' the month and ended up getting the worst level of hookup available.
The butt?
Posted on 5/8/24 at 9:44 am to fr33manator
dry handy
Posted on 5/8/24 at 9:45 am to Jon A thon
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.... Found out it was that time o' the month ...
I knew a guy in college and this actually was his fetish. I've seen him right after and suddenly, disgustingly learned why it's called 'earning your red wings'
Posted on 5/8/24 at 9:45 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
Posted on 5/8/24 at 9:46 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
Dear Penthouse Letters
Posted on 5/8/24 at 9:48 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
I guess this counts as desperate. But ultimately I'm glad it happened because it created a shell of "relationship-armor" that would serve me well after.
Dated a girl in college for about 2 years. I was "all in". It turns out she probably never was. Sometime near the end of the spring semester she unexpectedly dumped me. I was devastated. Her reason for doing so was because she was going to be working at a job out of state all summer and didn't want to be "tied down" with a boyfriend. That said, she still would call me 2-3x a week while she was out of state to talk...just like when we were dating (really just because she was bored at that moment).
In one of these conversations she invites me to come visit her for a weekend. I'm excited because I think this is the opening to get back together. It's also a bit awkward because I had been hooking up/seeing an new girl for about 2 weeks. In hindsight, one that was much hotter than my now ex-girlfriend. So I blow off the new girl (soon to be very much to my detriment), buy a plane ticket I really can't afford, take time away from work and school I really couldn't afford to miss, and fly up to visit my ex-girlfriend. While there she treats me like I'm her brother. She demands that I sleep on the couch instead of with her in the bed. She freaks out when I walk into the bathroom while she was about to take a shower because I "saw her naked." This is someone who I had seen naked hundreds of times before and whom I had sex with literally less than 2 months prior.
After two nights there with not even a kiss, let alone anything further, I fly back home. And now the new girl hates me because I completely blew her off. I find out later from a mutual friend that my ex was bringing home all kinds of guys while she was out of town and the ONLY reason she wanted me to come up for that particular weekend was because pretty much all of her new guy friends were going to be out of town. I never felt more pathetic in my life. But it also toughened me up to never allow something like that to happen again.
Dated a girl in college for about 2 years. I was "all in". It turns out she probably never was. Sometime near the end of the spring semester she unexpectedly dumped me. I was devastated. Her reason for doing so was because she was going to be working at a job out of state all summer and didn't want to be "tied down" with a boyfriend. That said, she still would call me 2-3x a week while she was out of state to talk...just like when we were dating (really just because she was bored at that moment).
In one of these conversations she invites me to come visit her for a weekend. I'm excited because I think this is the opening to get back together. It's also a bit awkward because I had been hooking up/seeing an new girl for about 2 weeks. In hindsight, one that was much hotter than my now ex-girlfriend. So I blow off the new girl (soon to be very much to my detriment), buy a plane ticket I really can't afford, take time away from work and school I really couldn't afford to miss, and fly up to visit my ex-girlfriend. While there she treats me like I'm her brother. She demands that I sleep on the couch instead of with her in the bed. She freaks out when I walk into the bathroom while she was about to take a shower because I "saw her naked." This is someone who I had seen naked hundreds of times before and whom I had sex with literally less than 2 months prior.
After two nights there with not even a kiss, let alone anything further, I fly back home. And now the new girl hates me because I completely blew her off. I find out later from a mutual friend that my ex was bringing home all kinds of guys while she was out of town and the ONLY reason she wanted me to come up for that particular weekend was because pretty much all of her new guy friends were going to be out of town. I never felt more pathetic in my life. But it also toughened me up to never allow something like that to happen again.
This post was edited on 5/10/24 at 12:46 pm
Posted on 5/8/24 at 9:49 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
Interesting story but not really a desperate one. I was in my early 20s and working as a manager in training at an out of town sister store for a couple of months before moving to my permanent location. Started talking to a waitress and ended up going out and getting loaded up on tequila at a Senor Frogs. We go back to my company owned apartment and start fooling around on the couch. We move it upstairs to the bedroom and midway through smashing the fire alarm goes off. I run downstairs and the couch is smoldering. She'd been smoking a cigarette when we started fooling around and must've dropped it between the cushions. Fire department comes and there's nothing to do but drag the couch outside and let it burn. The next day I get to explain to the Director of Operations why the apartment needs a new couch. Luckily he appreciated my honesty and thought it was funny AF.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 9:51 am to 32footsteps
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her dad pulled me over for speeding, driving without my lights on, passing in a no passing zone, racing on a highway, and disorderly conduct with a motor vehicle.
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Daddy came through in a big way and lobbied the DA to “give me a chance”
I'm sure he allowed his daughter to ride with you everywhere too.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 9:55 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
Link her profile. Some of you OP's treat this site like its your own fictional fantasyland. No one believes this BS.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 9:58 am to Oates Mustache
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Link her profile. Some of you OP's treat this site like its your own fictional fantasyland. No one believes this BS.
Why would I want random people to find a former prisoner I hooked up with? There are no benefits for me to link their profile.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 9:59 am to Alt26
It's weird getting friend zoned after a long relationship. I sustained some trauma from this.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 10:04 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
Met a girl through Yahoo chat of all places. She lived out in Lockport, had short hair, acne scars, not cute AT ALL. I powered through it since I made the 2.5 hour drive out there...mainly doggy.
She would pop up on IM at times, ended up moving to Abbeville and became a lesbian. I was her "go to" when she needed some man time. You can insert a "hey, threesome" joke here but the girls she dated were equally not attractive...probably worse.
She would pop up on IM at times, ended up moving to Abbeville and became a lesbian. I was her "go to" when she needed some man time. You can insert a "hey, threesome" joke here but the girls she dated were equally not attractive...probably worse.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 10:05 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
Once drove from Montgomery to Troy for a BJ from a hard 6, then left immediately.
Hooked up with an older chick in south AL but had to wait for her kids to go to bed. Started in the house but it was too hot and ended up hitting it lying on the ground outside.
Used to hook up with a chick in a downstairs apartment when I was 18 living on my own and she was 40. Then she turned into a mudshark later on.
Hooked up with an older chick in south AL but had to wait for her kids to go to bed. Started in the house but it was too hot and ended up hitting it lying on the ground outside.
Used to hook up with a chick in a downstairs apartment when I was 18 living on my own and she was 40. Then she turned into a mudshark later on.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 10:09 am to WonPercent
The West Virginia fan with a burning couch story. Excellent!
Posted on 5/8/24 at 10:15 am to Gifman
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black chick?
"Canadian"
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