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GMT
Posted on 5/8/24 at 4:23 am
Posted on 5/8/24 at 4:23 am
Morning all
JOTD
Penguins
A policeman sees a car drive by, with three penguins in the back seat. He pulls the car over, and tells the driver he needs to take the penguins to the zoo, because it's illegal to own penguins in that state. The driver agrees and off they go.
A few days later the same car drives by with the penguins in the back seat. When he pulls the car over, the cop sees the driver and penguins are all wearing sunglasses. "I thought I told you to take the penguins to the zoo!" "I did", the driver responds, "and they liked it so much, today we're going to the beach!"
JOTD
Penguins
A policeman sees a car drive by, with three penguins in the back seat. He pulls the car over, and tells the driver he needs to take the penguins to the zoo, because it's illegal to own penguins in that state. The driver agrees and off they go.
A few days later the same car drives by with the penguins in the back seat. When he pulls the car over, the cop sees the driver and penguins are all wearing sunglasses. "I thought I told you to take the penguins to the zoo!" "I did", the driver responds, "and they liked it so much, today we're going to the beach!"
This post was edited on 5/8/24 at 4:25 am
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Posted on 5/8/24 at 4:26 am to dyslexiateechur
Posted on 5/8/24 at 4:31 am to dyslexiateechur
Mawnin y’all
Posted on 5/8/24 at 4:43 am to dyslexiateechur
Morning everyone
Posted on 5/8/24 at 4:43 am to dyslexiateechur
Mornin dys and company.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 4:55 am to dyslexiateechur
Good morning
Posted on 5/8/24 at 5:05 am to dyslexiateechur
Public holiday over here tomorrow and apparently the Germans are hard-core with Ascension day. I expect Friday will be an extension of tomorrow for most.
quote:
Today, men still take to the fields (and now parks, beaches and forests as well). But rather than pray for a bountiful harvest, they get to the drinking right away. And they do so with great passion and creativity. It is traditional for groups of men to carry their beverages of choice through nature in handcarts, which are often decorated elaborately for the occasion and outfitted with a stereo or portable speaker. Passersby might even spot the occasional fully furnished bars on wheels, complete with a tap system and barbecue grill!
Posted on 5/8/24 at 5:17 am to dyslexiateechur
Posted on 5/8/24 at 5:20 am to dyslexiateechur
gm teech and all 
Posted on 5/8/24 at 5:34 am to dyslexiateechur
Good morning, folks.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 5:46 am to dyslexiateechur
Morning baws. Let’s have ourselves fricking a Wednesday. If you ain’t up already you suspect 
Posted on 5/8/24 at 5:52 am to dyslexiateechur
Good Morning Humans
What’s up chicken butt?
Time to get up and atom and nukem til they glow.
Don’t shoot till you see the whites of their eyes but aim low boys. They’re riding Shetland ponies.
What’s up chicken butt?
Time to get up and atom and nukem til they glow.
Don’t shoot till you see the whites of their eyes but aim low boys. They’re riding Shetland ponies.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 5:56 am to dyslexiateechur
Posted on 5/8/24 at 5:57 am to dyslexiateechur
Morning everyone.
Got an early appointment with post op to be sure incisions from 2 weeks ago are properly healing.
Then tomorrow is afternoon dentist. Might always have a problem with the cleaning knocking crap down into my guts triggering GI stuff.
Since I got home from another ER visit overnight Monday I am feeling good though.
Another warm, windy, partly sunny w/chance of rain day. Better than mid July high pressure stalled bright and sunny however.
Got an early appointment with post op to be sure incisions from 2 weeks ago are properly healing.
Then tomorrow is afternoon dentist. Might always have a problem with the cleaning knocking crap down into my guts triggering GI stuff.
Since I got home from another ER visit overnight Monday I am feeling good though.
Another warm, windy, partly sunny w/chance of rain day. Better than mid July high pressure stalled bright and sunny however.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 6:29 am to dyslexiateechur
Mornin gmters
Posted on 5/8/24 at 6:37 am to dyslexiateechur
Good Morning All,
Free 08 and Yote
Free 08 and Yote
Posted on 5/8/24 at 6:54 am to dyslexiateechur
Morning
Posted on 5/8/24 at 7:09 am to dyslexiateechur
Good Morning Everybody
Posted on 5/8/24 at 7:19 am to dyslexiateechur
Morning all from Roatan
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