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More than half way thru my prep

Posted on 5/7/24 at 9:30 pm
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
19693 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 9:30 pm
For my colonoscopy tomorrow, my 3rd one since starting at 34 when they found a bleeding polyp. Give me encouragement.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
42703 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 9:33 pm to
You got this
Posted by wfallstiger
Wichita Falls, Texas
Member since Jun 2006
11663 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 9:34 pm to
Recently found and removed 3 benign polyps....on 3 year recall
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
3941 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 9:34 pm to
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65974 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 9:34 pm to
Posted by John_V
SELA
Member since Oct 2018
1761 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 9:35 pm to
Which prep they having you do? I have one coming up and they have me doing Miralax and some dulcolax tablets rather than the potent stuff
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
3759 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 9:35 pm to
You’ll never be cleaner up there if you wanted to explore.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
26087 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 9:35 pm to
quote:

Give me encouragement.


You boyfriend will appreciate not getting a muddy helmet.
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
15943 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 9:36 pm to
What method? Is it those damn brown bottles?
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
10279 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 9:38 pm to
I think you’re full of shite.
Posted by WillieD
Lafayette/BR
Member since Apr 2014
2055 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 9:42 pm to
The nurses are probably cute
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35636 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 9:46 pm to
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Give me encouragement.


Just think about that sweet sweet propofol.
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
9728 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 9:46 pm to
You should find someone to use a red marker and draw a target on your arse.
Good Luck tomorrow hope you get good news on your test results.



Posted by bulldog95
North Louisiana
Member since Jan 2011
20729 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 10:17 pm to
Don’t sneeze.

I never have gotten thru the whole prep. Usually about 3/4 and I tap out


What prep are you doing 7 days out. Mine has always been no food after 12 noon the day before and start the prep at 4pm. Then procedure between 8am-9am
This post was edited on 5/7/24 at 10:20 pm
Posted by thumperpait
Member since Nov 2005
2451 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 10:22 pm to
They removed four from me that grew in two years. They signed me up for a blood study. They are working to find a blood test to detect cancer through a blood test. Iam in the study for five years and it pays 200 dollars each time.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17081 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 10:31 pm to
This is when having a bidet comes in clutch.

The cool water feels amazing through the process
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
96551 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 10:32 pm to
Keep your phone charged, frater. You’ll be spending a lot of time chained to the can as I’m sure you are aware.
Posted by Flyingtiger82
BFE
Member since Oct 2019
1008 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 10:53 pm to
Had to do clear liquids. Drank red kool aid and jello. Then I realized it said DON’T drink /eat that. Tried my hand at chicken broth. Seemed like a great idea. That shite was nasty as hell so I added garlic powder and Tonys to season it. It sucked but I kept burping garlic. Disgusting.

I then had to drink some shite that tasted like lemon-flavored lighter fluid. About 10 minutes after chugging that stuff, it was all over. Luckily I had TD and YTTV to watch on my phone. Spent night on the terlit. About 5am chugged the second round. It stayed down about 15 minutes and then I was puking my guts out.

Slept well during the procedure. Uneventful sleep. Woke up starving.
Dr found 38 polyps and said don’t come back for about 3 years.

I was hongry so I went and ate Mexican and drank Sol beers all evening.

That was my first time story. I don’t think I’ll do it again.
Posted by yakster
Member since Mar 2021
1493 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 11:16 pm to
Woke up from mine and the first thing I saw was a beautiful blonde haired nurse. I thought I was in heaven. And then the farting started.
Posted by terriblegreen
Souf Badden Rewage
Member since Aug 2011
9681 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 2:56 am to
Jesus man. That’s a lot. I’ve only done one and the prep was horrible.
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