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Posted on 5/7/24 at 11:03 pm to tketaco
Just downed my second bottle and chased it with a Canes lemonade, let the games resume. 
Posted on 5/7/24 at 11:08 pm to Capt ST
I cant even wipe anymore, i just dab and penguin walk back to the bed. Luckily i can recover from rash overnight. Just fricking painful.
Super fricking hungry.
Super fricking hungry.
This post was edited on 5/7/24 at 11:08 pm
Posted on 5/7/24 at 11:16 pm to tketaco
Woke up from mine and the first thing I saw was a beautiful blonde haired nurse. I thought I was in heaven. And then the farting started.
Posted on 5/7/24 at 11:17 pm to John_V
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I have one coming up and they have me doing Miralax and some dulcolax tablets
Which gastro doc is this? That’s a pretty weak combo for a prep and he’s doing himself a disservice when he can’t see anything.
Posted on 5/7/24 at 11:40 pm to tketaco
Wife handed me a tube of silicone cream before I started, has worked wonders.
Posted on 5/7/24 at 11:47 pm to dukeg7213
Some GI doc in Metarie. 2 tablets at 3pm, then start taking capfuls of Miralax q15mins til I finish 8 capfuls, then two more tablets to finish up.
I technically start it at 3pm today and am already ticked about it haha
I technically start it at 3pm today and am already ticked about it haha
Posted on 5/8/24 at 1:11 am to tketaco
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cant even wipe anymore, i just dab and penguin walk back to the bed. Luckily i can recover from rash overnight. Just fricking painful.
A good book is your friend. I didn't think I'd ever stop shitting. I finally resigned myself to spending an evening on the can.
I stopped wiping between explosions and just tried to focus on my book. It somewhat mitigated the ring of fire.
Sidenote: After Crappapalozza wrapped up about midnight, I had to drive from Covington to Metairie to pick up my "ride" and then to Touro in the a.m. I was still having intermittent BMs, so the trip across the Causeway was more interesting than usual.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 1:25 am to tketaco
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I cant even wipe anymore
When I had my colonoscopy I got to that point as well. I have woods in my backyard, so I just squatted like a dog and went in the woods. It worked wonders for the stinging anus...
Posted on 5/8/24 at 2:56 am to tketaco
Jesus man. That’s a lot. I’ve only done one and the prep was horrible.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 4:26 am to tketaco
You’re being conned by the GI place so they can run more expensive tests on you and bilk your insurance. There’s nothing wrong with you. Those places are worse than penny stock brokerages. Your doctor must need another beach house. Stop being a lemming. There’s your encouragement.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 4:45 am to tketaco
You’ll be good . Best sleep ever .
Posted on 5/8/24 at 4:54 am to tketaco
Good luck.
Got my first colonoscopy schedule next month.
Got my first colonoscopy schedule next month.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 5:39 am to dukeg7213
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I have one coming up and they have me doing Miralax and some dulcolax tablets
This is what mine had me do. Had to drink an entire bottle of Miralax with 2 big Gatorades and 4 ducolax tablets. Tasted like salty Gatorade and was easy to drink.
It definitely did the job.
They found a pre-cancerous tumor and told me to come back every 5 years. All you guys having stuff and being told to come back every 3 years makes me nervous.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 5:47 am to NotoriousFSU
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I think you’re full of shite.
Not for long!
Posted on 5/8/24 at 5:47 am to jscrims
I have my first one coming up and it looks like I have to do a combination of Dulcolax and some Magnesium Citrate drink. Sounds great.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 5:48 am to NotoriousFSU
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I think you’re full of shite.
Not for long.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 6:10 am to tketaco
I've gotta do it every three years.
Looking at the jug with the powder in it sitting on my kitchen counter right now.
You should have them do the Upper GI and colonoscopy at the same time .... get it overwith.
Just tell them to do the Upper first.
Looking at the jug with the powder in it sitting on my kitchen counter right now.
You should have them do the Upper GI and colonoscopy at the same time .... get it overwith.
Just tell them to do the Upper first.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 6:12 am to scrooster
Good grief…they really have this figured out. Half the board is getting a colonoscopy within 30 days.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 6:21 am to OysterPoBoy
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Just think about that sweet sweet propofol.
Such an incredible sleep. Damn.
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