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re: Men inventing new ways to open beer bottles - NSFW

Posted on 5/7/24 at 4:20 pm to
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
5098 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 4:20 pm to
Is her name Bubbles?
Posted by BigDropper
Member since Jul 2009
7664 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 4:40 pm to
Crown is not crimped.
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
12955 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 5:03 pm to
Get back to me when she can pull a cork out of a wine bottle.
Posted by JasonDBlaha
Woodlands, Texas
Member since Apr 2023
2402 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 5:05 pm to
I guarantee you that he tore that arse up after filming the video. Lol
This post was edited on 5/7/24 at 5:09 pm
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
9490 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 5:16 pm to
Someone's a Blessed and Lucky man.
Posted by tiger114
Fairhope, AL
Member since Sep 2009
5224 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 5:21 pm to
Ruined it with a freaking near beer.
Posted by chili pup
Member since Sep 2011
2793 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 5:30 pm to
quote:

If she really wants to impress me, she’ll do that without the Yoga pants.


How do you know if that is even a female any longer?
Posted by tigerfan 64
in the LP
Member since Sep 2016
3858 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 6:04 pm to
quote:

She does butt stuff.

And I'm sure she does it well!
Posted by GPayne
Austin
Member since Jan 2009
307 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 7:01 pm to
He should’ve used a Dickens Cider for this video.
Posted by PacoPicopiedra
1 Ft. Above Sea Level
Member since Apr 2012
1161 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 8:26 pm to
I'd like to see it done with a bottle of Grolsch.

Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
1664 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 8:26 pm to
And to think, our grandparents enjoyed just holding hands....
Posted by SWCBonfire
South Texas
Member since Aug 2011
1267 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 8:38 pm to
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Is her name Bubbles?


Considering that is a Kronenbourg, its more likely to be "Bulles".

Never figured the French for ever making any booze without alcohol. That's definitely a curve ball.
Posted by dexy82
Madison, WI
Member since Sep 2004
1823 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 8:41 pm to
God I love women!!!
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
67001 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 1:28 am to
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Just the cap


Posted by AuckFuburn
CowCollege
Member since Jan 2024
3 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 4:54 am to
Cause it was not a Bud Light.
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12120 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 4:58 am to
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Get back to me when she can pull a cork out of a wine bottle.


Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80949 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 5:01 am to
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If yall think that bottle wasn’t opened previously, I don’t know what to tell ya
Correc,t but lets not get into semantics here
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
20512 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 6:42 am to
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And to think, our grandparents enjoyed just holding hands....


My grandparents lived in central Illinois. My grandfather got back from the Korean War and knocked my grandmother up. They drive to Mississippi to have a shotgun wedding for my grandmothers sake.

The idea older generations weren’t just as sexual is lie
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27479 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 6:49 am to
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our grandparents enjoyed just holding hands....


Your grandma could suck the chrome off of a Hudson Hornet.
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
1664 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 7:02 am to
In related news, a Polish housewife was admitted to the hospital after trying this with a can of beer.
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