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Bladeless Knife Making it’s Debut
Posted on 5/6/24 at 6:09 pm
Posted on 5/6/24 at 6:09 pm
Swiss Army Knife will soon be available without a blade due to mounting regulations in European and Asian countries amid a surge in violence.
"We are concerned about the increasing regulation of knives due to the violence in the world," Elsener said, citing new laws in the UK and Asian countries that only permit knife-carrying for work or outdoor activities.
Eisner said, "In some markets, the blade creates an image of a weapon."
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"We are concerned about the increasing regulation of knives due to the violence in the world," Elsener said, citing new laws in the UK and Asian countries that only permit knife-carrying for work or outdoor activities.
Eisner said, "In some markets, the blade creates an image of a weapon."
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This post was edited on 5/6/24 at 8:12 pm
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Posted on 5/6/24 at 6:13 pm to OccamsStubble
We were watching some British crime drama and there was a scene where a teen, probably 14-ish, was busted with a standard Swiss Army Knife. The plot treated it like he'd whipped out an Uzi and a brick of semtex. Brits are batshit crazy when it comes to that stuff.
Posted on 5/6/24 at 6:20 pm to OccamsStubble
The Bee is hilarious.
Posted on 5/6/24 at 7:07 pm to OccamsStubble
Went woke, waiting next for the broke
Posted on 5/6/24 at 7:47 pm to OccamsStubble
Globalists don't want them to have any way of defending themselves, not even with sharp knives.
The brainwashing necessary to make people allow all of this is astonishing.
The brainwashing necessary to make people allow all of this is astonishing.
Posted on 5/6/24 at 7:48 pm to OccamsStubble
quote:
Bladeless Knife Making it’s Debut
Not a Bee headline
Posted on 5/6/24 at 7:49 pm to OccamsStubble
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only permit knife-carrying for work or outdoor activities.
Isn’t walking an outside activity?
Posted on 5/6/24 at 7:54 pm to OccamsStubble
It's like the entire country is full of kindergarteners.
Posted on 5/6/24 at 8:00 pm to OccamsStubble
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Shampoo for the Bald
If it will bring back my hair, I’m all in- Oh, wait…
Posted on 5/6/24 at 8:04 pm to OccamsStubble
Wow. WAS expecting the BEE.
I don't know if it being real makes it less funny or more.
I don't know if it being real makes it less funny or more.
Posted on 5/6/24 at 8:37 pm to OccamsStubble
oh noz assault knives reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Posted on 5/6/24 at 8:40 pm to OccamsStubble
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Shampoo for the Bald
Why are you so bald bigoted?
You take away my bald man shampoo .... shtf time.
Posted on 5/6/24 at 8:55 pm to OccamsStubble
If it doesn’t have a blade, can you call it a knife???
Posted on 5/6/24 at 8:55 pm to OccamsStubble
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"In some markets, the blade creates an image of a weapon."
Those markets are filled with small minded people, that’s why they are importing people with broader visions, people who see a tiny knife and think, man I can kill more of these infidels with a dump truck down a busy street than a Swiss Army knife.
Posted on 5/6/24 at 8:58 pm to OccamsStubble
This would be the way I take care of things
Posted on 5/6/24 at 9:02 pm to OccamsStubble
Then stones will be outlawed. Then we will all have our hands and feet chopped off in the name of safety for humanity. Then our tongues for the sake of feelings! Oh but not the ruling class they get to keep their everything. It's for the best you see... wait you can see disparity? We must take your eyes to solve this crisis on humanity!
Posted on 5/7/24 at 12:27 am to OccamsStubble
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Bladeless Knife Making it's Debut
Rubbish. They've been around for a while, already.
Gamma knives are a very effective minimally invasive treatment for a sluigh of different maladies.
This post was edited on 5/7/24 at 12:56 am
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