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re: Tom Brady Roast live on Netflix

Posted on 5/6/24 at 9:15 am to
Posted by KillerNut9
Pearl Jam
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 5/6/24 at 9:15 am to
I don’t think the Brady and Ross interaction was scripted and feel like Brady was actually mad. It was the only Kraft massage joke of the entire night and was an obvious joke topic. Had to have been on the no fly list.
This post was edited on 5/6/24 at 9:16 am
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
51686 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 9:18 am to
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19295 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 9:21 am to
quote:

It was pretty odd how off limits Robert Kraft apparently was though.

That's what being a multi billionaire gets you. You don't want to be roasted? You don't get roasted.
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35592 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 9:33 am to
quote:


I agree on Hart,


He became the biggest comic draw in the world and his shite sucks.

What's going on here?

I don't think Katt Williams is telling any tales out of school.
This post was edited on 5/6/24 at 9:35 am
Posted by Mickey Goldmill
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2010
23116 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 9:53 am to
quote:

Aaron Hernandez joke lol



That one had everyone's jaw on the floor
Posted by Dawgsontop34
Member since Jun 2014
42643 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 10:07 am to
quote:

as soon as you crush him with a joke “you’ve taken it too far.”


Didn’t get that feeling at all with Hart last night.

3 hours was a little too long for me last night (watched it on replay) so I skipped Gronk, Randy Moss, and Bledsoe, but I guess I’m gonna have to go watch Drew’s set today.
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28978 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 10:09 am to
quote:

This is nonsense.




tony hinchcliffe dropped by agents
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12231 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 10:25 am to
quote:

Gronk, Randy Moss, and Bledsoe


Bledsoe was really good. Gronk and Moss were pretty meh.
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
158777 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 10:28 am to
yeah wayyyyy better than I thought it would be, didn't finish it last night but what I watched was good. Usually athlete ones are terrible because they don't tend to have very good senses of humor about themselves

post Patriots Tom is so much more likeable, spent too many years hating the guy.

Hart wasn't a good fit as host, tried to be edgier because its a roast and mostly fell flat. I did laugh when he was making fun of Gronk after the crypto joke.

Moss wasn't good but that's expected
This post was edited on 5/6/24 at 10:30 am
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
27788 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 10:28 am to
Hinchcliffe is having the last laugh. His Kill Tony show is crazy hard to get a ticket to.

He’s about to play back to back sold out Los Angeles arena shows at Staples
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
7666 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 10:43 am to
quote:

Hinchcliffe is having the last laugh. His Kill Tony show is crazy hard to get a ticket to.

Tickets to Kill Tony sell out immediately.
Bert and Tom’s set is pretty bad.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51694 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 10:59 am to
this roast is about to skyrocket Tony like the roasts did for Jeselnik.

speaking of I wish Jeselnik did this i know he's a huge sports fan but he's said he's past roasts.

i love roasts so here are my top 5 sets.

1. Glaser - killed it from the first joke to the last.

"I mean, even Gronk was like: ‘Me know that not real money.’"

“Tom, the only thing dumber than you saying yes to this roast was when you said, hey babe, you should try jiu-jitsu.”

“Your ex-wife’s new boyfriend can kick your arse while eating hers.”

2. Tony Hinchcliff - anyone not familiar with his game now is. he's so quick witted and made for roasts. i liken him to a Greg Giraldo. “Sam Jay everybody, killed. An obese African-American lesbian. So by having her, Netflix checked off a lot of boxes. She’s a black lesbo, which means she doesn’t eat pussy, she aw hell (g)naws on it.”

3. Edelman - you could tell he was enjoying himself and i think he wrote a lot of his material himself. my favorite was "Fun fact: Jeff and I are both Jewish. The difference is I’m the kind of Jew that people look and go, ‘Oh, he’s Jewish?’ And Jeff’s the kind of Jew that makes you want to join Hamas."

4. Jeff Ross - what can i see he still has it. coming out in the OJ in Hell jersey then going right after Kraft with the massage joke. “‘I’m the best decision your organization has ever made. Would you like a massage?’”

5. Bill Belichick - whoever wrote his material did a damn good job. he leaned into his tough demeanor which made his delivery of the jokes a lot funnier than they may normally have been.

“For all of you out there that think about who’s responsible for the Patriots’ success during the time when Tom and I were there: Was it Brady? Was it me? Was it Brady? Was it me? In reality, the truth of the matter is it was both of us. Because of me.”
Posted by WAY2GOLSU
Stick Red
Member since Dec 2007
1349 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 11:02 am to
Welcome to 2021.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
116161 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 11:15 am to
Tony's "Churchill Downs" joke about Jeff Ross was insanely good, and like 3 people got it
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
7666 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 11:23 am to
quote:

3. Edelman - you could tell he was enjoying himself and i think he wrote a lot of his material himself

Edelman had a great time for sure. He did a pretty good job too
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
26552 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 11:33 am to
quote:

Bledsoe was really good.

Someone get that man some more wine, poor guy wanted to keep sipping up there.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51694 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 11:46 am to
so i did expect someone to hit Kevin Hart with a Katt Williams joke.

this may have been Tony's 2nd best joke

"Bert Kreischer is a king. He looks like if the Tiger King and the Liver King only ate Burger King and had a liver that looked like Martin Luther King got beat up by Rodney King."
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
7666 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 11:49 am to
I’m kind of surprised about the amount of gay jokes! Love to see people not afraid of the woke bullshite
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61810 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

That's what being a multi billionaire gets you. You don't want to be roasted? You don't get roasted.



He has "kill you" money


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