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Cinco De Mayo-game day poetry thread.
Posted on 5/5/24 at 12:29 pm
Posted on 5/5/24 at 12:29 pm
well it's Sunday and cinco de Mayo,
And we celebrate down on the bayeaux,
So get out your brooms,
'Cause the sweeps coming soon,
And its time to make those Aggies cry-o
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negatigers said
We'd be lucky to take one
Now we go for three
And we celebrate down on the bayeaux,
So get out your brooms,
'Cause the sweeps coming soon,
And its time to make those Aggies cry-o
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negatigers said
We'd be lucky to take one
Now we go for three
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Posted on 5/5/24 at 12:34 pm to fr33manator
The Aggies are gay
And probably eat clay
While tigers go dry on them assholes all day
And probably eat clay
While tigers go dry on them assholes all day
Posted on 5/5/24 at 12:48 pm to fr33manator
Six to four the final score,
Six to four the final score,
Top Ranked Aggies, Nevermore!
Six to four the final score,
Top Ranked Aggies, Nevermore!
Posted on 5/5/24 at 12:48 pm to fr33manator
the Aggies were proud coming here,
From the Tigers had nothing to fear,
For we'd stumbled of late,
But then came off the plate,
Back to back we put 2 in their rear!
From the Tigers had nothing to fear,
For we'd stumbled of late,
But then came off the plate,
Back to back we put 2 in their rear!
This post was edited on 5/5/24 at 12:49 pm
Posted on 5/5/24 at 12:51 pm to fr33manator
Thanks chat GPT
Posted on 5/5/24 at 12:52 pm to fr33manator
Aggies get beat
Can't stand the heat
Schloss whines "You Cheat"!
Schloss, crap you eat
Can't stand the heat
Schloss whines "You Cheat"!
Schloss, crap you eat
Posted on 5/5/24 at 12:58 pm to fr33manator
Hear, hear!! 
Posted on 5/5/24 at 12:58 pm to Bigdibber
Aggy really gay
Never belong S-E-C
Aggy really gay
Never belong S-E-C
Aggy really gay
Posted on 5/5/24 at 1:04 pm to Sofaking2
quote:
Thanks chat GPT
You take take back,
For it's a fact,
I need no chat to cheat,
I can write prose,
With one eye closed,
Look back, I've got receipts!
Posted on 5/5/24 at 1:06 pm to navy
Gotta go get a sack.
Ack gots the smack
12 ks coming
Milam be eating Guac
Tommy Tostitos be feeding
Tiger sweep
Aggies reeling
Ack gots the smack
12 ks coming
Milam be eating Guac
Tommy Tostitos be feeding
Tiger sweep
Aggies reeling
This post was edited on 5/5/24 at 1:08 pm
Posted on 5/5/24 at 1:26 pm to MrJimBeam
quote:
While tigers go dry on them assholes all day
Wouldn’t that imply that tigers are also gay?
Posted on 5/5/24 at 2:02 pm to fr33manator
‘Twas a sunny Sunday noon, the field was smooth and steady,
Rally Baw is in the stands, his bald head all polished and ready.
Championship Gold adorned our Tiger's chest, Ack is on the mound and ready, to face the Faggie’s best.
K lady has her Ks stacked high and ready to go,
As purple and gold flood the stands because all our Tigers know
the sweep is on today and it’s time to let it show.
Possums from down the bayou raise their heads at the crack of the bat.
For they know that sound and come running,
to wait where the homer balls sat.
Monster Milam and Tommy Tanks bow their heads and pray for strength,
There can be no fan interference today, the ball is going way beyond that outfield fence.
The final score will show those Faggies who’s the best, our Tigers have turned a corner and it’s time to show the rest.
Jay walks off the field with his head high and proud, waves a hand to the fans who still make quite a crowd.
And as the sun sets on the bayou, casting a shadow the color gold, all us faithful fans can see,
the Tigers are exactly, what the legends foretold.
Rally Baw is in the stands, his bald head all polished and ready.
Championship Gold adorned our Tiger's chest, Ack is on the mound and ready, to face the Faggie’s best.
K lady has her Ks stacked high and ready to go,
As purple and gold flood the stands because all our Tigers know
the sweep is on today and it’s time to let it show.
Possums from down the bayou raise their heads at the crack of the bat.
For they know that sound and come running,
to wait where the homer balls sat.
Monster Milam and Tommy Tanks bow their heads and pray for strength,
There can be no fan interference today, the ball is going way beyond that outfield fence.
The final score will show those Faggies who’s the best, our Tigers have turned a corner and it’s time to show the rest.
Jay walks off the field with his head high and proud, waves a hand to the fans who still make quite a crowd.
And as the sun sets on the bayou, casting a shadow the color gold, all us faithful fans can see,
the Tigers are exactly, what the legends foretold.
This post was edited on 5/5/24 at 2:17 pm
Posted on 5/5/24 at 2:07 pm to loopback
Very nice
Posted on 5/5/24 at 3:26 pm to loopback
Great effort baw!
Posted on 5/5/24 at 5:04 pm to fr33manator
toilet poetry at its finest
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