re: What would you name a Horse you owned running in the Kentucky Derby ?

Posted by Darth_Vader

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Posted on 5/4/24 at 8:21 pm to jb4

I’d name him “ My Raging Boner” That way when late in the race he starts making his way to the front, the announcers would have to exclaim “HERE COMES MY RAGING BONER!!”

Posted by Lou the Jew from LSU

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Bouncing Betty

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Slack Smacker

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Bareback Till She Neighs

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Disrespectful

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Charlie Horse

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Old Gregg and his downstairs mixer!!

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Golden Rod or trippedonmadik

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Dog Food
Bud Kilmer
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Posted on 5/4/24 at 11:05 pm to jb4

Bogalusa.

I’d show you rich Folsom bastards who got the real horse money.

Posted by mule74

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Dream Crusher

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Ultra MAGA

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Posted on 5/5/24 at 3:00 pm to BK Lounge

Roses are red, violets are blue. The losing horse gets turned into glue.

Posted by MSUDawg98

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Posted on 5/5/24 at 3:07 pm to chili pup

Mystik Baw?

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Why Gary Why

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I Trot You Not

Or announced by SNL Sean Connery
Cun Trot
Let It Snow

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Coach O Face