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re: Would you rather be stuck in the woods with a grizzly bear or a man?

Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:18 am to
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22447 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:18 am to
Going from "bear" to "grizzly bear" completely changes the question. A black bear could frick you up but they're not going to unless you somehow come between the mama and her cubs. They'll generally run away from a good cussin'. A grizzly will chase you down and eat you.
Posted by smoked hog
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
1819 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:18 am to
Anyone who says man has never been in the presence of bears in the wild. Black bears are disconcerting if not armed. Grizzlys are terrifying no matter how you are loaded
Posted by Gravitiger
Member since Jun 2011
10444 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:20 am to
I know more about the woods than many men. I know less about the woods than all grizzly bears.
Posted by yaboidarrell
westbank
Member since Feb 2017
5386 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:20 am to
quote:

"If you see me in the forest fighting a grizzly bear...help the bear".

- Mystikal


Damn, it's real

LINK
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54730 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:21 am to
Have these womenses ever seen a Grizzly eat a new born elk calf alive, tearing pieces of flesh off of it as it "scresms", whilst its mother watches on helplessly? It is a loud, brutal scene.

That bear would do the same thing to the woman if it had to. It goes for the fatty parts first, and areas where glands and such are. Grizzlies will sit on top of a human while they are still alive, and maybe conscious so its weight and gravity (even though it doesn't exist) holds you down and it doesn't have to work very hard. It will rip off pieces of you until you eventually die of exsanguination. Your best hope is to have a major artery severed early, or have your skull crushed in the initial attack.

Nature plays for keeps.
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
10253 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:22 am to
If women didn’t have vaginas we’d have fed them all to bears by now.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18458 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:26 am to
quote:

Have these womenses ever seen a Grizzly eat a new born elk calf alive, tearing pieces of flesh off of it as it "scresms", whilst its mother watches on helplessly? It is a loud, brutal scene.

That bear would do the same thing to the woman if it had to. It goes for the fatty parts first, and areas where glands and such are. Grizzlies will sit on top of a human while they are still alive, and maybe conscious so its weight and gravity (even though it doesn't exist) holds you down and it doesn't have to work very hard. It will rip off pieces of you until you eventually die of exsanguination. Your best hope is to have a major artery severed early, or have your skull crushed in the initial attack.


I think they know. They're trying to say a man is worse.
Posted by Areddishfish
The Wild West
Member since Oct 2015
6284 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:31 am to
Posted by redfishfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2015
4425 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:35 am to
Liberal Women

"Men are more dangerous than grizzly bears."

Also Liberal Women

"Let men in our bathrooms or you are a bigot!"
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
29160 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:42 am to
Rather be stuck with a good looking woman, but that's just me.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
423365 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:47 am to
Posted by sta4ever
The Pit
Member since Aug 2014
15287 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:50 am to
I’ll take being stuck in the woods with a man than being stuck with any large predator. Animals will frick us humans up.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
423365 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:52 am to
quote:

Have these womenses ever seen a Grizzly eat a new born elk calf alive, tearing pieces of flesh off of it as it "scresms", whilst its mother watches on helplessly? It is a loud, brutal scene.


I have an ACKTUALLY for you



This is a classic "It's not about the nail" scenario.
Posted by bad93ex
Member since Sep 2018
27340 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:54 am to
Translation: we just want to bitch about a problem to you and have you listen but not for you to try and actually solve the problem.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
423365 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:55 am to
I already said

quote:

This is a classic "It's not about the nail" scenario.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
11426 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:56 am to
quote:


as a male, i would probably rather interact with a bear in the woods than a strange man also..



That's what I was thinking. I've met some crazy folks while hunting on public land.
Posted by LSU1SLU
Member since Mar 2013
7138 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 10:11 am to
quote:


These people live in a fantasy land.

10% of men at most would want to harm a women in the woods. 50% would want to protect the women. 40% would want to protect the women but would have zero ability due to them never being outside.

100% of grizzly bears would be a legit threat and you are just hoping they decide to leave you alone. Most likely you are mauled to death. Maybe you survive.


thank you.. point made.. bears will leave the area if they dont want it. Men if they want it, will do unspeakable things.
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
22517 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 10:13 am to
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
116276 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 10:14 am to
Truly the stupidest meme of all time ever on twitter.

Women don't understand how statistics work.
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
6545 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 10:18 am to
And these people vote.
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