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My morning has been a steaming pile of first world problems
Posted on 5/3/24 at 7:27 am
Posted on 5/3/24 at 7:27 am
Woke up 10 minutes before my alarm went off.
Stepped in dog shite on my run.
Get back from run and my wife tells me that the clothes dryer isn't getting hot.
Stop at 3 different gas stations on my way to work and all of them were out of 6 mg Zyn.
Whoever made coffee yesterday evening didn't clean the coffee pot out or turn off the burner before leaving.
Preferred bathroom stall had no toilet paper in it.
This morning has been a mess. Usually don't have to work on Friday.
Stepped in dog shite on my run.
Get back from run and my wife tells me that the clothes dryer isn't getting hot.
Stop at 3 different gas stations on my way to work and all of them were out of 6 mg Zyn.
Whoever made coffee yesterday evening didn't clean the coffee pot out or turn off the burner before leaving.
Preferred bathroom stall had no toilet paper in it.
This morning has been a mess. Usually don't have to work on Friday.
This post was edited on 5/3/24 at 7:29 am
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Posted on 5/3/24 at 7:32 am to Loup
Zyn shortage is the biggest issue facing America imo.
Rogues make my cheek hurt :(
Rogues make my cheek hurt :(
Posted on 5/3/24 at 7:34 am to Loup
Well maybe don’t run before work. Who wants to have to smell stinky coworkers during the course of the workday. If you hadn’t you wouldn’t have stepped in shite and the butterfly effect wouldn’t have started.
Posted on 5/3/24 at 7:35 am to Loup
At least you don’t have cancer
Posted on 5/3/24 at 7:39 am to Loup
My jaw dropped when you mentioned being out of zyn... 
Posted on 5/3/24 at 7:44 am to Loup
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Stop at 3 different gas stations on my way to work and all of them were out of 6 mg Zyn.
Well crap, I can’t find them in TX panhandle either. I was planning on stocking up when I got to BR.
Posted on 5/3/24 at 7:54 am to Loup
Thermal fuses are the usual cause on no dryer heat. Parts cheap in Amazon.
Posted on 5/3/24 at 8:03 am to Loup
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Preferred bathroom stall had no toilet paper in it.
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This morning has been a mess
well duh
Posted on 5/3/24 at 8:06 am to Loup
I'm just trying to imagine the 3rd world version of these same problems.
Woke up 10 min before the village was attacked.
Stepped in lion shite on the way to fight.
Get back and wife doesn't say anything about clothes drying because she's been taken and enslaved.
etc...wtc...
Woke up 10 min before the village was attacked.
Stepped in lion shite on the way to fight.
Get back and wife doesn't say anything about clothes drying because she's been taken and enslaved.
etc...wtc...
Posted on 5/3/24 at 8:32 am to Loup
I’m working today because I took off to play in a golf tournament on Monday that got rained out & I don’t wanna waste PTO. How’s that for 1st world? Lol
This post was edited on 5/3/24 at 8:33 am
Posted on 5/3/24 at 8:39 am to Loup
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Preferred bathroom stall had no toilet paper in it.
Take your shits at home?
Posted on 5/3/24 at 8:47 am to Loup
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Preferred bathroom stall had no toilet paper in it.
Tell your boss to install a bidet.
Posted on 5/3/24 at 8:53 am to Loup
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Get back from run and my wife tells me that the clothes dryer isn't getting hot.
Stop at 3 different gas stations on my way to work and all of them were out of 6 mg Zyn
So you take care of yourself but also try to kill yourself at the same time.
Posted on 5/3/24 at 8:56 am to Loup
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Stepped in dog shite on my run.
That happens all the time in Burkina Faso.
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:14 am to Loup
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Stop at 3 different gas stations on my way to work and all of them were out of 6 mg Zyn.
borderline third world
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:24 am to Loup
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Whoever made coffee yesterday evening didn't clean the coffee pot out or turn off the burner before leaving.
Our modern coffee maker went out a few days ago and I broke out the old 1950s style percolator. It makes way better coffee but my wife's never going to admit that I was right ten years ago when we last had this argument.
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:24 am to Loup
Tell me about it, this storm seems to be affecting my cell signal. Green swimsuit lady with the moose knuckle is all pixelated this morning
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:45 am to Loup
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Stop at 3 different gas stations on my way to work and all of them were out of 6 mg Zyn.
I must be a moron cuz idk what that is.
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:58 am to Loup
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Get back from run and my wife tells me that the clothes dryer isn't getting hot.
You can just say dryer.
Posted on 5/3/24 at 10:45 am to Loup
Watching Price is Right and the fricking cable cut out right on the showcase showdown.
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