re: What’s the real purpose of these protests?

“You want me to WHAT”

“Mr Speaker, we want you to fully fund Ukraine Israel and do nothing on the Border”

“Chuck, I can’t do that, I promised my constituents”

“You’ll do it, get a wad of cash for doing it, or we’ll release info you don’t want released”

“Then how in the ever loving hell will I get my constituents off my back for having fricked them over”

“We’ll have those rubes laser focused on the Shiny Squirrel Palestine Riots. Our media will have them all entranced”

“How much cash do I get, Chuck?”