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re: Jelly Roll is ok with giving his wife a "Hall Pass".

Posted on 5/1/24 at 7:17 am to
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
14509 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 7:17 am to
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I don't think that's true.


Ok sorry for the absolute. Most people who don’t have a stick up their arse have a hypothetical hall pass that they joke about. How’s that?
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
34046 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 7:19 am to
He probably can't get it up
Posted by R11
Member since Aug 2017
3419 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 7:20 am to
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don’t wish bad on anyone, but refuse to be a ‘fan’ of someone littered with tattoos and bad decisions who is a grown man that goes by the name of jelly roll.



Pretty much all this
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
24032 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 7:29 am to
Her hall pas is this guy?



How bad is her husband?
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64752 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 7:33 am to
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Who?


He’s a fat guy with facial tattoos that does Tunnel to Towers commercials on Fox News Channel.
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
38412 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 7:46 am to
Im confused by this. Did she just meet him or did she bang him? It seems like she literally just met him, not banged him.
Posted by TigersBucs
Lake Charles
Member since Oct 2009
1559 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 7:46 am to
quote:

Jelly Roll is ok with giving his wife a "Hall Pass".


I bet he is, his lard arse probably can't satisfy her.
Posted by Hetfield
Dallas
Member since Jun 2013
7088 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 7:50 am to
He’s a fat guy with facial tattoos
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I agree. Disgusting.

that does Tunnel to Towers commercials on Fox News Channel.
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What is wrong with this? 

Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150857 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 7:51 am to
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There is outrage over her "hall pass" but the fact that she was a hooker before she met Jelly is ok......... lol people these days.

The fact that this is a thing:
quote:

Included in her post is a screenshot of her messages with Jelly Roll, who she has saved in her phone as "Daddy New."

..is hilarious.

I wonder how many "daddies" she's had saved in her phone. That would be a bit of a red flag for some, but I guess when you look like Jelly Roll, beggers can't really be choosers.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19308 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 7:54 am to
I know I'm not in the loop with today youth anymore when people who look like Jelly Roll and Post Malone (along woth many others) are huge stars.

I just look at both those dudes I mentioned and can almost see the grime and smell them through the screen. I just don't get it.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119430 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 7:54 am to
I haven't had one since I was a kid
Posted by Privateer 2007
Member since Jan 2020
6220 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 7:56 am to
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won't live much longer


Apparently, is eating decent and doing few miles a day.
Down 70 lbs in last few months. In fairness, he's probably got at least 200 lbs to go. But, give the man credit for a good start.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
15238 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 7:57 am to
quote:


I don’t wish bad on anyone, but refuse to be a ‘fan’ of someone littered with tattoos and bad decisions who is a grown man that goes by the name of jelly roll.


Pretty much my sentiment too. I just don't get it. I saw him on a show on TV not long ago and wasn't even a little impressed except for the fact he could actually stand up.
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
35550 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 7:59 am to
quote:

There is outrage over her "hall pass" but the fact that she was a hooker before she met Jelly is ok......... lol people these days.




This place had multiple threads with posters who just could not wrap their heads around the fact that pornstars sleep with many different people on camera for money. Even if said pornstar is married or in a relationship.
Posted by msutiger
Shreveport
Member since Jul 2008
69646 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 8:04 am to
There aren’t words for how absolutely broken American culture is
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
7577 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 8:10 am to
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He’s the final product of country culture co-opting black culture for years. Fancy trucks with big rims, gold chains, Morgan Wallen calling his boys the n word in an endearing way.


Eh, he's more of the trailer park meth head that went to prison, got clean, and found Jesus kind of product. His latest stuff is pretty good honestly. There's a reason he's actually winning awards for the songs he writes and sings. Honestly, he's closer to the Johnny Cash kind of country singing about getting fricked up in a trailer park getting arrested for meth or coke than 90% of "country" artists these days.
This post was edited on 5/1/24 at 8:12 am
Posted by LarryCLE
Member since Apr 2017
1559 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 8:11 am to
The article doesn’t make it sound like she actually slept with the guy.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41196 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 8:18 am to
Page two and still no pics of the wife?
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
6759 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 8:40 am to
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Eh, he's more of the trailer park meth head that went to prison, got clean, and found Jesus kind of product. His latest stuff is pretty good honestly. There's a reason he's actually winning awards for the songs he writes and sings. Honestly, he's closer to the Johnny Cash kind of country singing about getting fricked up in a trailer park getting arrested for meth or coke than 90% of "country" artists these days.

yeah, jelly roll has some good music.

this story goes along with his "persona" though
Posted by chrome_daddy
LA (Lower Ashvegas)
Member since May 2004
2081 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 8:44 am to
OT posts are the closest I'll ever get to injecting any of that trash into my brain. It confirms all I need to know to continue to avoid "pop country".

Please don't post any pics or if you must, please put NSFW in the post title.
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