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Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
32349 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 4:01 am
Morning all.

It’s senior week for my youngest

JOTD

The new cab driver

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches from a shop window.
For a second, everything was quiet in the cab. Then the driver said, "Look, mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the living daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver — I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."
This post was edited on 4/30/24 at 4:15 am
Posted by ScubaTiger
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Member since Dec 2003
4142 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 4:05 am to
Mornin
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27551 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 4:08 am to
Morning all.

This morning was the puppy. Blue prime then back to bed.

Y'all have a good one
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
81011 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 4:10 am to
Good morning OT

Looks like May is going to be high 80's to 90's already. That can go to hell
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
7978 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 4:11 am to
Good morning
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39464 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 4:13 am to
Good morning, folks.

We did not receive any cold weather this year. I’m not even sure if it made it into the 30s down here.

Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8537 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 4:15 am to
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12608 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 4:17 am to
Mawnin y’all
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119836 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 4:40 am to
Morning all
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
36219 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 4:45 am to
Morning

Fixing to head home from work
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
3594 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 4:56 am to
Good morning all. I owned and operated an independant taxi cab in BR for many (pre Uber) years. The joke made me smile. Ah the stories I could tell!!
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
13583 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 5:04 am to
Morning all. About to leave for SC, delivering to a God awful grocery warehouse for a 5p appt. I'm willing to bet they take 6+ hours to unload the trailer and try kicking me off their property when my clock expires.

Fun night in store for me.
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
29320 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 5:16 am to
Posted by Capt ST
Hotel California
Member since Aug 2011
12914 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 5:26 am to
Morning everyone
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56541 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 5:48 am to
Good Morning Humans
Happy Tuesday

Let’s do this!
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
24450 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 5:51 am to
Morning
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
16044 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 6:09 am to
Morning
Posted by Papa Tigah
TIGER ISLAND, LA
Member since Sep 2007
18546 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 6:10 am to
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
10661 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 6:38 am to
Mornin everybody
Posted by LSUDad
Still on the move
Member since May 2004
59004 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 7:05 am to
Morning Folks!
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