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I never realized goatees were so ubiquitous until I watched an LSU baseball game on TV.

Posted on 4/28/24 at 3:06 pm
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
6593 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 3:06 pm
They are especially popular in the bleachers. Lots of full beards too, but a crap ton of goatees. Often accompanied by a shaved head and ball cap.

Is the goatee the official facial hair of plant baws?

I’ll give these fellas credit. A lot of them have hot wives. And they produce plenty of children.
Posted by Potchafa
Avoyelles
Member since Jul 2016
3227 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 3:10 pm to
Gotta be a baw to have it.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112723 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 3:13 pm to
Goatees, Oakley sunglasses, tattoos, fishing shirt, 40-100lbs overweight
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12632 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 3:13 pm to
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Is the goatee the official facial hair of plant baws?

Only if you got a cool safety guy who doesn’t freak out and make everyone shave for SCBA training day.
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
82159 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 3:14 pm to
They are awful. The crazy thing tho is that two of the coolest guys of our time (Leo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt) still rock these atrocious things
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58381 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 3:15 pm to
Goatees are for pansies who can’t grow real beards.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
29989 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 3:16 pm to
The prison pussy.
Posted by Sneauxghost
Member since Sep 2020
1087 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 3:19 pm to
Has the toilet bowl brush look to it. I give my brother shite about his constantly. Freaking thing is hideous..
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
27152 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 3:27 pm to
Goatees are for guys who want to cover their weak chins but can't grow a full beard.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27479 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 3:38 pm to
I had one as a teen. Now I keep a tom sellick stash with a beard. I purposely trim below the ends of the moustache to highlight the absolute thicker than oatmeal moustache.
Posted by slapnuts74
Nuttsville
Member since Jan 2019
505 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 3:42 pm to
Bet you wouldn’t say that to my face
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5487 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 4:01 pm to
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ubiquitous


Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
11291 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 4:02 pm to
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Goatees, Oakley sunglasses, tattoos, fishing shirt, 40-100lbs overweight

Damn baw you’re close, but I’m 5’9” 220lbs.

I’m overweight by only 35 pounds, 39.5 lbs max.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78941 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 4:03 pm to
Colloquially known as “ prison pussy “.
Posted by Mr Clean
New Iberia
Member since Aug 2006
49453 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 4:03 pm to
Standard travel ball baw equipment
Posted by LSUEnvy
Hou via Lake Chas
Member since May 2011
12106 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 4:04 pm to
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Has the toilet bowl brush look to it. I


Nailed it
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
142416 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 4:05 pm to
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Goatees are for guys who want to cover their weak chins but can't grow a full beard.
Goatees are for bald guys.

The goatee draws attention away from the head
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
4069 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 4:09 pm to
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Goatees, Oakley sunglasses, tattoos, fishing shirt, 40-100lbs overweight

Haha, you are spot on. You don’t know how many dudes I know like that. They are all professional fishermen. Those are the only shirts I see them in.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58381 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 4:11 pm to
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Bet you wouldn’t say that to my face


To your bare cheeks maybe.
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired
Member since Feb 2019
4648 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 4:12 pm to
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Goatees, Oakley sunglasses, tattoos, fishing shirt, 40-100lbs overweight


Only 40lbs overweight, at any LSU related event, is near anorexia.
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