re: People who return their food everywhere they eat

My wife used to do this.

She didn’t always send it back, but she would order the most expensive, slowest, most complicated dish to prepare on the menu, with special instructions on the side. Then when it finally came out, she would say Oh I can’t eat this. I let her know early in our marriage that we were done eating out unless she could figure out a way to curb that.

She does a lot better for a long time now but sometimes she will tend toward that again and I have to remind her.

She really is a wonderful woman otherwise!