re: i bought a new truck

quote:

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Translation: "I financed it for 96 months"

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What be the weekly?

Old phone prank: I had a friend who owned a shop in Austin that restored and sold vintage Jaguar E types. He had me call up his sales manager and ask about a really nice E type that was for sale. My second question, in a ghetto voice, was "what be the monthly on that car?"

There was a prolonged silence before he said "we don't finance cars." My friend and I started laughing which blew up the gag call.