re: Things that annoy you, but probably don’t annoy others

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If I can hear you eat/chew, I will politely leave the table. That sound makes me want to commit murder.

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I worked with this guy who would chomp on every bite like he was biting into a brick. Chomp chomp chomp. I finally asked him one day if had ever gotten his tongue caught in that bear trap and he looked at me like I was crazy.
He said, you can hear that? I said, yes it’s loud as shite.
He thought only he could hear it and he stopped doing it after that.

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If I can hear you eat/chew, I will politely leave the table. That sound makes me want to commit murder.

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You would die if you had to sit next to my two kids while they eat a bowl of cereal. It's like watching a pack of hyenas around a carcass.