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re: Drunk chick tells boyfriend she wants to sleep with Barry Sanders
Posted on 2/20/24 at 4:57 pm to SouthPlains
Posted on 2/20/24 at 4:57 pm to SouthPlains
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100% she’s getting piped out by some African tube steak. Boyfriend is having a wholesome fantasy football draft with his buddies and she’s getting all of her holes stretched out by Jamal and Marcus, leaving the bedsheets soaking wet.
Hell she probably can’t even walk the next day she’s so sore and her legs are shaking like crazy. Gotta cancel dinner plans with the boyfriend because she “doesn’t feel well.”
Damn, dude. Is this wishcasting?
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Posted on 2/20/24 at 5:20 pm to SouthPlains
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100% she’s getting piped out by some African tube steak. Boyfriend is having a wholesome fantasy football draft with his buddies and she’s getting all of her holes stretched out by Jamal and Marcus, leaving the bedsheets soaking wet.
Hell she probably can’t even walk the next day she’s so sore and her legs are shaking like crazy. Gotta cancel dinner plans with the boyfriend because she “doesn’t feel well.”
You just made fareplay's, "your gf/wife slipped it back in after it fell out" comment look tame. Got damn, dude.
Posted on 2/20/24 at 5:48 pm to bobBoxer
Damn that was hard to watch! I feel for that kid, he’s got a train coming his way and he has no idea. What a TRAMP. She’s going to break him. I wish we could get an update of both their lives in a couple years. Would be interesting to see where they end up
Posted on 2/20/24 at 5:52 pm to Blueghost1978
well, I know what she's doing. Dude better not marry that.
This post was edited on 2/20/24 at 5:53 pm
Posted on 2/20/24 at 5:52 pm to Dadren
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Cleat -chasing obscure athletes tells me she has really thought this through, then she says it on camera. Baw, run.
Are people really that upset some woman has her "cheat list" at the ready? Every single guy here has at least one celebrity or model they would instantly get with if they had a hall pass and the opportunity. Anyone saying otherwise is straight lying.
This post was edited on 2/20/24 at 5:54 pm
Posted on 2/20/24 at 5:52 pm to jatilen
I just noticed when he says "this is the wife I want" she shrugs her shoulders 
This post was edited on 2/20/24 at 7:18 pm
Posted on 2/20/24 at 5:59 pm to Dr RC
Dr RC the cuck himself. Your wife get piped down by that bbc huh?
Posted on 2/20/24 at 6:03 pm to Blueghost1978
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he’s got a train coming his way
Like the train of black dudes that blew thick ropes in his girlfriend?
Posted on 2/20/24 at 6:03 pm to Dr RC
quote:No, we just pleasure our wives so well they would never dream of another man.
Are people really that upset some woman has her "cheat list" at the ready? Every single guy here has at least one celebrity or model they would instantly get with if they had a hall pass and the opportunity. Anyone saying otherwise is straight lying.
This post was edited on 2/20/24 at 6:05 pm
Posted on 2/20/24 at 6:08 pm to bobBoxer
She’s hot, but I’m not her type :(
Posted on 2/20/24 at 6:12 pm to rocksteady
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She’s hot, but I’m not her type :(
Congrats on the 4 inch package
Posted on 2/20/24 at 6:12 pm to SoFla Tideroller
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Damn, dude. Is this wishcasting?
To me posting weird shite like that should be bannable.
Posted on 2/20/24 at 6:15 pm to Dr RC
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Are people really that upset some woman has her "cheat list" at the ready? Every single guy here has at least one celebrity or model they would instantly get with if they had a hall pass and the opportunity. Anyone saying otherwise is straight lying
Let's be honest. Dude's aren't getting their doors knocked down by Alexandra Daddario because she's on his cheat list.
But attractive chicks who put this out there and social media gets ahold of it, thousands of clicks. It's possible these B list athletes slip into her DM's and plunge her down.
I used to think of the cheat list as some sort of joke, but with social media, it's entirely possible that these dudes see this and hook it up.
Posted on 2/20/24 at 6:16 pm to Long Ball Larry
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Congrats on the 4 inch package
AROUND….. frick, yeah you’re right :(
Posted on 2/20/24 at 6:16 pm to bobBoxer
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This post was edited on 2/21/24 at 2:19 am
Posted on 2/20/24 at 6:24 pm to SouthPlains
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100% she’s getting piped out by some African tube steak. Boyfriend is having a wholesome fantasy football draft with his buddies and she’s getting all of her holes stretched out by Jamal and Marcus, leaving the bedsheets soaking wet.
Hell she probably can’t even walk the next day she’s so sore and her legs are shaking like crazy. Gotta cancel dinner plans with the boyfriend because she “doesn’t feel well.”
damn son... reads like a first hand experience.
did they at least change the sheets & give ya a lift home since you couldn't walk & all?
Posted on 2/20/24 at 6:31 pm to bobBoxer
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This post was edited on 3/16/24 at 6:54 pm
Posted on 2/20/24 at 6:51 pm to Dr RC
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Every single guy here has at least one celebrity or model they would instantly get with if they had a hall pass and the opportunity. Anyone saying otherwise is straight lying.
Believe whatever you want. I don’t.
The concept is stupid. Are you really sitting there thinking of some OT8 that you’d have sex with if your wife let you? Why? It would never happen even if you were “allowed”.
But let’s say you choose someone who you could reasonably get…You’re actively thinking about a woman you could reasonably sleep with today…and that’s somehow supposed to be OK?
Finally, even if I chose someone I could sleep with and my wife was cool with it, I wouldn't. It’s still adultery. It’s still a violation of the covenant I made before God. It doesn’t matter what she’s OK with.
I’m not upset with the chick. If she wants to go through life letting all kinds of dudes run through her mind, that’s cool. I just hope she doesn’t capture some poor dude like this and turn his life into a nightmare.
This post was edited on 2/20/24 at 6:56 pm
Posted on 2/20/24 at 6:58 pm to bobBoxer
That’s nothing. I once told my wife I wanted to bang her sister.
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