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re: What side of the bed do you sleep on?

Posted on 12/23/23 at 5:36 pm to
Posted by Kjnstkmn
Vermilion Parish
Member since Aug 2020
10759 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 5:36 pm to
Laying down in bed on my back face up, it’s the right side. Looking at the bed from the foot it would be the left. The door is on the other side, but my biometric pistol safe, and long gun safe are both on that / my side. Not going to defend anything unarmed.
This post was edited on 12/23/23 at 5:37 pm
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
14259 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 6:07 pm to
Left because it’s closest to the door. Have to ready to jump up and defend the homestead naked if needed.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29462 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 6:12 pm to
Whatever side is closest to the table side fan
Posted by PetroBabich
Donetsk Oblast
Member since Apr 2017
4636 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 6:52 pm to
quote:

On your wife’s side


So you're gay and you're sleeping in the bed with him when his wife's not there because you just had gay sex?
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
64132 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 6:58 pm to
The side closest to the gun.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
67001 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 6:59 pm to
closest side to the door, always
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12484 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 7:00 pm to
The side I don’t pee on.
Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
1225 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 7:06 pm to
Recliner or spare bed...according too how bad I'm snoring.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65857 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 8:05 pm to
quote:

I sleep on the left side of the bed (if laying down)
This

Although in hotels, I’ll sleep closest to the door, regardless of which side it is.
Posted by Phate
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2006
11725 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 8:34 pm to
quote:

Which ever side is closest to the door

Posted by POTUS2024
Member since Nov 2022
11400 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 8:37 pm to
Both sides, since I sleep diagonally.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 8:40 pm to
I sleep on the side closest to the door
Posted by JackieSonnier
South Crowley
Member since Nov 2023
86 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 8:41 pm to
The passenger side
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
3798 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 8:44 pm to
I sleep in a cave hanging from the ceiling by my feet.
This post was edited on 12/23/23 at 8:45 pm
Posted by num1lsufan
Meraux
Member since Feb 2004
1208 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 8:46 pm to
I like the right side & the wife likes the left side. Right side is also closest to door & bathroom.
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
27679 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 10:02 pm to
Side closest to the door, so, it could be on different sides of the bed in different rooms.
Posted by TJack
BR
Member since Dec 2018
1394 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 10:06 pm to
Left side by the door and The Judge 3 in mag with .410 buck shot.
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
9386 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 10:07 pm to
quote:

The side closest to the door. It’s the natural place to be in case I have to get up and do battle.

This is the correct answer. I want to be able to see out the door / down the hallway in case I need to shoot an invader.
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
12648 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 10:12 pm to
I sleep on the right side. I had slept on the left side until 15 years ago when the wife and I traded sides when out first child was born.

There was more room on the left side for a bassinet so we swapped and we just never swapped back.

Also, I know a couple that just sleeps on whatever side they end up on each night. They just don't care.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41703 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 10:30 pm to
The side of the bed closest to the door which is also closest to the gun safe so I can quickly grab the gun.

Like a real man.
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