re: LSU since 2000

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If our defense sucked a slightly smaller cock we would have also achieved a new one this year with 4 consecutive coaches winning a national championship.

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I think of it in terms of smell.

Our defense stinks horribly. If it smelled like Bourbon Street. That stale urine, vomit, and maybe a hint of a dead body somewhere, we'd be at least in the discussion for a playoff birth, quite possibly undefeated and ranked 1 or 2. Instead, our defense smells like several people vomited on a dead body that someone pissed on a week ago.