re: Bumble's bzzzz is wearing off

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the psycho ex who domestical assaulted me

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Not surprised

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Unlike most dating apps, only female users can make the first contact with matched male users,

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This worked for about a week until guys realized you just swipe right on everyone then start looking at profiles based on who responds lol

For whatever reason I can kill it on hinge and to a lesser extent tinder but not any good at bumble. Lol

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Figured college kids would’ve used it far more than 8%.

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Maybe they’re waking up to the fact that women don’t want to make the first move.

It’s because there is a large subset of the population that are incels or maybe just ugly or fat people in general.

The people getting laid are doing it a lot. I posted my body count on here once and people swore I was lying but it honestly isn’t even that high for somebody my age which makes it even worse.

They don’t go on dates cause they just frick after the bar or through an app.

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Fun fact. I met my wife on Bumble 7 years ago. I have to be in the <1%tile

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I met mine on Coffee Meets Bagel almost 6 years ago. She was the very first profile even shown to me once I signed up. Definitely one of the lucky few.

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less sex than previous generations

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Yes.

But these kids are sport fricking.

Usually, as a person gets older, their tastes get a little broader... aka freakier.

My wife's aunt walked in on her 17 year old son and his 19 year old girlfriend. From her limited description, I pieced together light bondage, depth play with a slink (she said it looked like the girl had an alien in her arse ), and some breath play.

Now, at 40, I'm not opposed to it.

But at 17, even being a perv with his red wings, that other stuff was a foreign concept

I’m gonna pray for you. Close the pornography and open up a Bible

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Close the pornography and open up a Bible

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Good call. Church women are freaky