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re: Would the highest paid lawyer in Baton Rouge be a corporate lawyer or billboard lawyer?

Posted on 9/22/23 at 3:43 pm to
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 9/22/23 at 3:43 pm to
Billboard lawyers don’t hold a candle to the highest rainmakers at the big corporate firms.

They’ll make millions year after year after year. Billing $1,000 or more per hour. They just don’t usually shove it in everybody’s face with a new Lambo and side bimbo to match every few months.

There’s a difference between being wealthy and rich.
This post was edited on 9/22/23 at 3:44 pm
Posted by lsufball19
Franklin, TN
Member since Sep 2008
65039 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 3:45 pm to
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If you can get in, corporate law or insurance defense is just much safer career path.

Depends. They're all on a partner path when they start as an associate, and if you're not carrying your weight and not going to become a partner, they'll cut you loose. In house counsel is the "safest" and most stable that also pays well.
This post was edited on 9/22/23 at 3:45 pm
Posted by HillabeeBaw
Hillabee Reservoir
Member since May 2023
1516 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 3:50 pm to
Dang Hermit Crab, why so nosey?
Posted by LootieandtheBlowfish
Houston/BR
Member since Aug 2021
570 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 3:53 pm to
John Morgan has the same billboards
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80366 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 3:59 pm to
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A Christian Dilemma: Suffer Or Sue? By Gordon McKernan


I have friends who worked there and got them to get me a copy. You should also check out his other book, “Who is Your Lawyer?” about Jesus

I keep copies in my desk as a sick reminder of what not to be in this industry:


This post was edited on 9/22/23 at 4:01 pm
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
59048 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 4:01 pm to
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They just don’t usually shove it in everybody’s face with a new Lambo and side bimbo to match every few months.



Then what’s the point?
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 9/22/23 at 4:02 pm to
Neither, the ones that land the big class action lawsuits make the big dollars
Posted by vistajay
Member since Oct 2012
2510 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 4:04 pm to
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Big Law equity partner is not tied to their yearly billables ?


True, them and their minions billables.
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4106 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 4:08 pm to
Sure
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25818 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 4:10 pm to
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Neither, the ones that land the big class action lawsuits make the big dollars


The question is about BR, are their any attorneys in BR that routinely manage large class actions like toxic torts?

During the salad days of toxic/mass tort claims, there is almost zero question the top case managers had the highest "lawyer doing lawyer things" comp in the US. You could make millions upon millions just by acquiring the cases. That is what funding all those mesothelioma etc ads. Guys with small to mid-sized PI firms were suddenly buying jets.
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
20427 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 4:12 pm to
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I have friends who worked there and got them to get me a copy. You should also check out his other book, “Who is Your Lawyer?” about Jesus


Other than the money (which is probably a little warm to the touch since he's actually using Jesus' name to basically steal from people), how can they defend this?

When I find myself in other states, I'll often look for PI billboards just to see if I can see anything lower. I can safely say that so far, the old Big Truck Lawyer takes the absolute cake. If it wasn't so sad, it would be outright hilarious. But then I remember that I have to live here... for a little while longer anyway.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80366 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 4:16 pm to
It was a paycheck to put against student loan bills. They didn’t stay long.

Do you know about the swag closet full of Gordon gear with different tiers based on the value of your case?
Posted by DiamondDog
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
10597 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 4:27 pm to
Wow. That might be the most disgusting blasphemous bunch of crap I've ever seen.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
67001 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 4:28 pm to
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girl in my class who's brother makes over $10,000,000 a year as a law partner in Houston.


doubt it
Posted by RabidTiger
Member since Nov 2009
3127 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 4:46 pm to
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the top partners at firms like Kirkland & Ellis top $20m


I don’t ever want to meet the person who could survive this long at Kirkland.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
423365 posts
Posted on 12/27/23 at 7:52 am to


Lol a multi-month bump shilling for the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act
This post was edited on 12/27/23 at 7:53 am
Posted by GPayne
Austin
Member since Jan 2009
307 posts
Posted on 12/27/23 at 9:23 am to
I’m not sure of the answer to your question. But, this got me thinking and wondering has anyone ever seen a female billboard lawyer? I don’t think I’ve ever seen one.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53107 posts
Posted on 12/27/23 at 9:30 am to
I heard a woman who is deaf and blind just graduated lsu law

I don’t know how she’s ever gonna practice law, I mean who would hire a woman lawyer?
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72611 posts
Posted on 12/27/23 at 9:31 am to
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I mean who would hire a woman lawyer?


Probably drives like a woman too..
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
423365 posts
Posted on 12/27/23 at 9:31 am to
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But, this got me thinking and wondering has anyone ever seen a female billboard lawyer? I don’t think I’ve ever seen one.

How about a former stuntwoman PI/billboard lawyer, who may or may not have been implicated in allegations of criminal fraud?

LINK

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Whatever the motive, Garrison’s killing could have an effect on a case that presumably was being built against his attorney, Vanessa Motta. The charges filed against him allege that Motta, who features her work as an on-screen stuntwoman in television commercials billing her as “a bad a— attorney,” helped secure a fraudulent $650,000 settlement in an accident that Garrison staged and for which he was paid a share of the settlement.

The court records don’t name Motta or her fiancé, Sean Alfortish, but they strongly suggest that Alfortish was paying Garrison to stage the accidents and referring the resulting legal work to Motta. Justice Department policy generally calls for using pseudonyms for people accused in documents of breaking the law but not charged with a crime. The indictment calls Alfortish “Co-conspirator A” and Motta “Attorney B.”
This post was edited on 12/27/23 at 9:33 am
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