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Anyone have a bidet? (UPDATE)
Posted on 8/1/23 at 6:21 pm
Posted on 8/1/23 at 6:21 pm
My brother has one and I just had my first experience with one and I will be purchasing one soon.
South Park was right!!!
South Park was right!!!
This post was edited on 9/5/23 at 8:18 pm
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Posted on 8/1/23 at 6:23 pm to JodyPlauche
I just wash my arse with the hose in the driveway.
Posted on 8/1/23 at 6:23 pm to JodyPlauche
My friend has one.
I’m getting one asap. They’re freakin awesome.
I’m getting one asap. They’re freakin awesome.
Posted on 8/1/23 at 6:23 pm to JodyPlauche
Go with a Japanese style toilet seat, or toilet. Toto makes a ton. I presume that's what you meant anyway.
I love, love shitting in Japan.
I love, love shitting in Japan.
Posted on 8/1/23 at 6:23 pm to JodyPlauche
Isn’t the first rule of having one the same as the rules about Fight Club?
Posted on 8/1/23 at 6:25 pm to JodyPlauche
Yup. Will never not have one again.
Posted on 8/1/23 at 6:27 pm to JodyPlauche
quote:
I will be purchasing one soon.
Don't bother. I just ran a hose pipe through the window and used one of those old school brass sprayer nozzles for an eclectic ambiance. Be sure to let it run about 20-30 seconds this time of year. Don't learn the hard way that going to the ER with second degree taint burns is not just painful, but embarrassing.
This post was edited on 8/1/23 at 6:29 pm
Posted on 8/1/23 at 6:28 pm to JodyPlauche
quote:
Anyone have a bidet?
Everyone but the poors….
Posted on 8/1/23 at 6:28 pm to JodyPlauche
Something something your wife over at my house something something else
Posted on 8/1/23 at 6:28 pm to JodyPlauche
quote:
I just had my first experience with one and I will be purchasing one soon
Complete game changer. The OT usually has a 10 pager every month or so discussing pros and cons. Not many cons. Welcome to the club.
Posted on 8/1/23 at 6:29 pm to JodyPlauche
When Billy Wilder visited Paris in the 1940s, his wife asked him to buy her a bidet.
After a few days he wired back:
UNABLE OBTAIN BIDET. SUGGEST HANDSTAND IN SHOWER.
After a few days he wired back:
UNABLE OBTAIN BIDET. SUGGEST HANDSTAND IN SHOWER.
Posted on 8/1/23 at 6:32 pm to JodyPlauche
Kind of. I shite naked and then hop in the shower.
Our draino budget is pretty big but it works great.
Our draino budget is pretty big but it works great.
Posted on 8/1/23 at 6:33 pm to JodyPlauche
Got one this past Christmas, just the one you attach to current toilet. Never going back
Posted on 8/1/23 at 6:33 pm to JodyPlauche
Take a look back at all the bidet threads for your answer.
The answer is yea.
Can’t beat the Neo 185 for the money.
The answer is yea.
Can’t beat the Neo 185 for the money.
Posted on 8/1/23 at 6:39 pm to JodyPlauche
My buddies that have special toilets that squirt water on their dirty arses swear by them...one friend has an expensive Toto toilet that does it. The other has a contraption that retrofits to your current toilet. In both cases, you need an electrical outlet near your toilet.
I will definitely get one if I ever remodel my bathroom.
Edited to add: I have since learned that you only need an electrical source if you want it to squirt warm/hot water.
I will definitely get one if I ever remodel my bathroom.
Edited to add: I have since learned that you only need an electrical source if you want it to squirt warm/hot water.
This post was edited on 8/1/23 at 10:09 pm
Posted on 8/1/23 at 6:49 pm to JodyPlauche
Tushy FTMFW
Posted on 8/1/23 at 6:56 pm to JodyPlauche
We have something called the Tushy 3.0.
Posted on 8/1/23 at 6:59 pm to JodyPlauche
Posted on 8/1/23 at 7:01 pm to JodyPlauche
1. Cleanest a-hole you’ll ever have.
2. Make sure it warms the water.
3. Seat warmer is clutch.
4. Get one that oscillates.
2. Make sure it warms the water.
3. Seat warmer is clutch.
4. Get one that oscillates.
Posted on 8/1/23 at 7:30 pm to JodyPlauche
I feel like a dirty arse caveman when I go somewhere without one now
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