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re: Would you date a woman who once had to resort to cannibalism for survival?
Posted on 6/10/23 at 9:20 am to Fear TheSpear
Posted on 6/10/23 at 9:20 am to Fear TheSpear
Isn't that how one becomes a skinwalker or Wendigo or something? I'll pass.
Posted on 6/10/23 at 9:20 am to 427Nova
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starving, so she killed them. Not enjoying it, just killing them for food to survive.
That does make the question more interesting.
I was thinking in the OP if someone was already dead before resorting to cannibalism.
But if she was so hungry she killed them, that means she has killer instinct. That would make me uncomfortable.
Posted on 6/10/23 at 9:23 am to Fear TheSpear
Do her bref still smell like boo boo?
Posted on 6/10/23 at 9:29 am to Fear TheSpear
Pussy is undefeated so yes
Posted on 6/10/23 at 9:47 am to shutterspeed
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Do her bref still smell like boo boo?
No…unless you’re into that…10/10 is based on what you personally consider 10/10
Posted on 6/10/23 at 9:51 am to Fear TheSpear
Watch out boy, she'll chew you up.
Posted on 6/10/23 at 10:05 am to Fear TheSpear
Every time we’d eat meat of any type, I’d be asking, “How does this compare to people steak?”
Posted on 6/10/23 at 10:06 am to Fear TheSpear
I'd be nervous about oral
Posted on 6/10/23 at 10:12 am to Fear TheSpear
Hell yeah, there’s no way that chick wouldn’t be a complete freak in the sack.
Posted on 6/10/23 at 10:13 am to Fear TheSpear
You know she swallows.
Posted on 6/10/23 at 10:14 am to blueboxer1119
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Do she got booty?
Well you know she eats arse so...
Posted on 6/10/23 at 10:18 am to Fear TheSpear
I’d buy her a nice bottle of Chianti on our first date
Posted on 6/10/23 at 10:19 am to fr33manator
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Well, at least you know she isn't scared of putting man meat in her mouth
Well, it could have been woman meat or even kid meat.
Would those specifics make a difference?
Posted on 6/10/23 at 10:20 am to BassHorn
Just have to watch her in the kitchen and make sure you handle all the butcher shop purchases
Posted on 6/10/23 at 10:23 am to Fear TheSpear
You got to do what you got to do.
If it was her kids it would be a No ,but a stranger from the plane or her former husband.
If it was her kids it would be a No ,but a stranger from the plane or her former husband.
Posted on 6/10/23 at 10:30 am to Fear TheSpear
This seems like an extremely far fetched scenario my dear fellow
TO A LAYPERSON PERHAPS
Story time
Once upon my travels i encountered an indigenous culture of island dwellers off New Zealand. Amongst them was a white woman with green eyes and dirty blonde hair. As my nepalese gurkha guide/bodyguard exchanged some type of gibberish with their leader i called out to her, “i say! Woman! From where do you come?” She threw something resembling a primitive atl-atl at me. Fortunately a combination of my krav maga and cat-like reflexes honed by years of high level competition in jai alai kicked in and i dodged the weapon. After the leader assured her i was of no threat, in broken french she explained of her vacation from Belgium and subsequent solo kayak trip, having encountered a storm, scuttled the boat and swam to this island. After surviving on a pescatarian diet she stumbled upon fresh human remains of a rival tribalist who had been captured and sacrificed by her new company. Long story short, she indulged and thus endeared herself to this group of ruffians, who assumed she had been sent my their God as a sign of good fortune. At this point my gurkha suggested we scram at once, and after leaving them a bottle of Dalmore Trinitas as a peace offering, we were able to safely rendezvous with the helicopter. As i boarded the aircraft i looked back one last time as the sun shone on her green eyes. Alas, she made an obscene gesture, but my imagination suggested that a simple shower and coconut based shampoo would’ve had her looking like a 5 course meal from Chez Henri.
TO A LAYPERSON PERHAPS
Story time
Once upon my travels i encountered an indigenous culture of island dwellers off New Zealand. Amongst them was a white woman with green eyes and dirty blonde hair. As my nepalese gurkha guide/bodyguard exchanged some type of gibberish with their leader i called out to her, “i say! Woman! From where do you come?” She threw something resembling a primitive atl-atl at me. Fortunately a combination of my krav maga and cat-like reflexes honed by years of high level competition in jai alai kicked in and i dodged the weapon. After the leader assured her i was of no threat, in broken french she explained of her vacation from Belgium and subsequent solo kayak trip, having encountered a storm, scuttled the boat and swam to this island. After surviving on a pescatarian diet she stumbled upon fresh human remains of a rival tribalist who had been captured and sacrificed by her new company. Long story short, she indulged and thus endeared herself to this group of ruffians, who assumed she had been sent my their God as a sign of good fortune. At this point my gurkha suggested we scram at once, and after leaving them a bottle of Dalmore Trinitas as a peace offering, we were able to safely rendezvous with the helicopter. As i boarded the aircraft i looked back one last time as the sun shone on her green eyes. Alas, she made an obscene gesture, but my imagination suggested that a simple shower and coconut based shampoo would’ve had her looking like a 5 course meal from Chez Henri.
Posted on 6/10/23 at 10:35 am to greenbean
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Isn't that how one becomes a skinwalker or Wendigo or something?
No. Though a craving for human flesh is associated with possession by a wendigo spirit. The wendigo mythology is associated with Algonquian language group tribes. The Algonquian language group was the most populous native North American language group.
Skinwalkers are something different altogether. They were associated with the Navajo and the actual details of those beliefs are not generally shared with non Navajo. They are basically evil witches who can take the form of an animal. Not necessarily associated with cannibalism.
Sorry, I dug a little to find the answer for you. Found it really interesting.
Posted on 6/10/23 at 10:41 am to Fear TheSpear
Don't feed that hot arse cannibal for a few days and strap a face mask on her... we gonna get into a new level of weird shite
Posted on 6/10/23 at 10:54 am to Fear TheSpear
Normal women are crazy enough...I don’t want to date someone with added trauma.
Hell...I wouldn't date me!
Hell...I wouldn't date me!
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