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re: Random things that make you realize you’re getting old

Posted on 12/19/22 at 11:35 pm to
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
147235 posts
Posted on 12/19/22 at 11:35 pm to
I picturing that. Sorry.



Posted by Python
Member since May 2008
6294 posts
Posted on 12/19/22 at 11:47 pm to
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After it rains check my rain gauge then call couple friends around the community to find out how much rain they got.


Same
Posted by DarVienasAlus
Owasso
Member since Aug 2020
26 posts
Posted on 12/19/22 at 11:51 pm to
That is funny!
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
3524 posts
Posted on 12/19/22 at 11:54 pm to
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I would frick a Supreme Court Justice.


Kavanaugh's gonna make you buy him a beer first.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
31532 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 12:44 am to
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Slang words just keep getting dumber and dumber.


I probably don’t even recognize their users as English speakers. I don’t think I’ve learned new non-TD slang in years. Baw. Germans. PIIHB. That’s about it. I learned in here that somehow Netflix and chill is secks.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
31532 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 12:48 am to
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Driving at night is an adventure


I was driving the fam through light my fart Wyoming the other day, and the thermometer hit 6 degrees, lunar landscape, and when the sun went down I said f this I just can’t see shite. I’m not a wimpy driver, but I see these lunatics going 95 on passes at night in the snow and ice and shake my fist like Abraham Simpson.
Posted by BowDownToLSU
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
19277 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 2:08 am to
Man I talk to my friends all the time about how it feels like yesterday we were getting games together playing basketball then going out to the bars at night chasing girls. Now we are all paw paws…. Sigh
Posted by Good Times
Hill top in Tn
Member since Nov 2007
23502 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 2:53 am to
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Random things that make you realize you’re getting old by ChenierauTigreI need somebody to hold up my boobs so I can buckle my belt.


When I now view this as an opportunity to help with a belt.
Posted by Falco
Member since Dec 2018
1266 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 2:57 am to
- more doctor visits
- 10pm is seen as late rather than early
- excited when my credit score increases
- driving 90mph+ doesn't seem "safe" anymore on the interstate
- enjoy a lazy weekend rather than one of non-stop going out
Posted by Good Times
Hill top in Tn
Member since Nov 2007
23502 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 3:04 am to
When I get up to piss at 12:30, and can’t go back to sleep, and find myself posting on TD At 3:00 am.
Posted by ChenierauTigre
Dreamland
Member since Dec 2007
34535 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 6:28 am to
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When I now view this as an opportunity to help with a belt.


Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
8179 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 6:43 am to
Watching Razorback highlights from when I was in college and noting how old the uniforms and footage look.

Posted by Catahoula
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
4310 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 6:48 am to
-During my last eye exam my doctor told me I'm in the early stage of developing cataracts.

-I remember watching Blazing Saddles when it was in the movie theater in 1974. Pretty much everyone there thought it was funny and laughed their asses off. When we left the theater we didn't have to cross over any protest lines outside from offended groups that wanted to burn down the theater or demand Mel Brooke's resign and be stripped of any awards for making fun of everyone.
Posted by VABuckeye
Naples, FL
Member since Dec 2007
35587 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 6:52 am to
Nose hair seem to grow 1/2" a day.
Posted by Good Times
Hill top in Tn
Member since Nov 2007
23502 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 7:15 am to
After many years of fighting through life’s hardships, and accumulating pearls of wisdom that I want to share with my grandkids, I can’t remember where I put them.
Posted by Dissident Aggressor
Member since Aug 2011
3820 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 7:15 am to
can only hit the driver like 250 now...
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
57472 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 8:34 am to
His bit is based on some cool studies I've read. Basically your brain has a frame rate. The older you get the slower your frame rate, yet the same time passes so time feels longer.
Same goes the opposite way how as a kid time passes so slowly because their brain is taking in many more frames a second. This is also evident with an adrenaline event. It feels like every goes so slow because your brain starts processing way more images a second, making time seem slower.
Posted by JL
Member since Aug 2006
3046 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 8:39 am to
This is true, when i went sky diving, it felt like we were in the air forever. In reality it was only a few minutes.
Posted by Allyn McKeen
Key West, FL
Member since Jun 2012
4291 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 9:23 am to
Watched a video the other day with a really hot girl doing nude yoga, and the thing that really had my interest was her pointers for keeping your wrists flexible.
Posted by ewilliams000
Castor Springs
Member since Feb 2012
1957 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 9:27 am to
When you go to McDonald's for coffee and they give you the senior discount without your asking.
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