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So does anyone else like surprising their “homies with a bouquet every once in a while?"

Posted on 2/12/22 at 10:16 am
Posted by SPEEDY
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83398 posts
Posted on 2/12/22 at 10:16 am
Just saw this ridiculous TV commercial for a flower company called UrbanStems

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First up, this white broad was sent flowers by her mom after getting shite canned from her job:





This young man says he likes to give his urban stem to his husband:





And then this brother right here says that he likes surprising his “homies with a bouquet every once in a while”



Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
8286 posts
Posted on 2/12/22 at 10:17 am to
Great publicity stunt.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
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176125 posts
Posted on 2/12/22 at 10:17 am to
word
Posted by kisatchie53
Member since Jul 2011
1964 posts
Posted on 2/12/22 at 10:19 am to
As a democrat male I’m usually the one receiving the flowers and yes, I love them!!!!
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9657 posts
Posted on 2/12/22 at 10:20 am to
No man has ever given me flowers and I'd laugh in someone's face that tried.
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19118 posts
Posted on 2/12/22 at 10:43 am to
frick a dozen roses, get me Four Roses or a dozen beers.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 2/12/22 at 10:44 am to
If by bouquet, you mean 12 pack. Well, yes i do enjoy a cold beverage with pals
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 2/12/22 at 10:46 am to
quote:

says that he likes surprising his “homies with a bouquet every once in a while”


Not gonna lie. You wanna frick up a guys reputation send some bouquets to his work.
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 2/12/22 at 10:46 am to
I like to give my homies flowers just before i put a cap in they arse.
This post was edited on 2/12/22 at 10:47 am
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
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Posted on 2/12/22 at 10:48 am to


Wood
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27324 posts
Posted on 2/12/22 at 10:48 am to
Lmao
Posted by auwaterfowler
Alabama
Member since Jan 2020
1975 posts
Posted on 2/12/22 at 10:48 am to
3 bottles of Four Roses equals a dozen
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63190 posts
Posted on 2/12/22 at 10:49 am to
quote:

And then this brother right here says that he likes surprising his “homies with a bouquet every once in a while”


Power play if it's done ironically or to otherwise frick with them.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35116 posts
Posted on 2/12/22 at 10:53 am to
They asked homeboy "do you send flowers to anyone" and he took that to mean mary jane.
Posted by beaverfever
Little Rock
Member since Jan 2008
32743 posts
Posted on 2/12/22 at 10:56 am to
If you get flowers from a dude and you’re not his mother/grandma etc, there’s a 99.9% he’s trying to bang you. Maybe a particularly considerate guy would send flowers to someone that’s in mourning. Even then I wouldn’t write off the chances that he wants in your pants.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
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Posted on 2/12/22 at 11:00 am to
Fred sent me flowers when in rehab
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 2/12/22 at 11:06 am to
quote:

No man has ever given me flowers and I'd laugh in someone's face that tried.



No reason to hurt your weed guy’s feelings.
Posted by Litigious Tiger
Actual Join date 2007
Member since Sep 2011
317 posts
Posted on 2/12/22 at 11:38 am to
quote:

This young man says he likes to give his urban stem to his husband


Nicely done.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12630 posts
Posted on 2/12/22 at 11:39 am to
I have my wife on a flower subscription service. I might add one of my Baws to it as a joke.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 2/12/22 at 11:43 am to


Sometimes I do
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